Fermentation

The process in which a woman who regularly partakes in heavy alcohol and drug consumption inserts a tampon into her feminine area and leaves it there for an extended period of time (usually at least three weeks). After enough time has elapsed, another person removes the tampon with his or her teeth and sucks all the accumulated toxin filled fluid from it in order to experience an altered state of mind and body which is said to have no rival.

It's a brand new sensation, and it's sweepin' the nation: fermentation.

by Taranitup November 24, 2011

Ferbie

hairy, unshaved, untamed vag.

Caroline, tame that ferbie for George.

by Carliza November 12, 2010

Fergie-10

A scale of measuring whether something is good or bad, 10 being the best while Fergie being the worst.

The Fergie being referred to is the former member of the Black Eyed Peas and now solo artist

"That movie was so bad. On a scale of Fergie-10 i definitely give it a fergie"

by maxisrad August 21, 2007

Fergie

Major league hot female singer from the group Black Eyed Peas

Yo Check Out Fergie Shes gotta it going on

by Big Styla November 21, 2004

Femmie

Short for a fucking stupid feminist!

"Women are better than men!"...reply..."get in the kitchen you fucking femmie!"

by Cunnydaboy November 9, 2016

Fergie Fail

To fail so bad that you make yourself look like a complete ass/retard in front of a group of people.

Girl 1: Lol, I'm a Grammer Nazi!
Girl 2: Don't you mean "Grammar Nazi"?
Boy 1: Man, you just pulled a Fergie Fail, nice one.

by What, what? March 7, 2011

fermenturbation

The odorous consequence of one prolonging a vigorous masturbatory session past a sensible time limit.

"If I don't finish soon fermenturbation will set in."

"Dave has been jerking it so long he's starting to fermenturbate."

by Ketrinon April 7, 2013