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Feng Shui

Pronounced: (Fungk Schway)
A term meaning: The decorations in the room work well together.
Only said by people who actually speak the language, douche bags, and scam artist women you hire to arrange the spiritual positivity of your house.
Interior Decorator woman: "Ah, the feng shui in here is off."
Real person: "shut the fuck up, i changed my mind. You're fired."
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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Feng Jie Guo

The big dick gunna, do not, and I repeat, do not fuck with this man, he’ll fuck your shit up like a medium rare steak at outback. Only the sexiest men have the initials of “FJG” and this man gots it, he is a national level god of men. As one Feng Jie Guo would say. “Kachow Nigga”
Feng Jie Guo will fuck your bitch
by The Willy whipper September 3, 2019
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sheng-feng

wow fuck you Sheng-feng
by Poomcgee June 3, 2016
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Feng shui face

This is often used by young, attractive, female, Chinese executives to describe the facial structure of high cheek bone, boxhead Croatian males.

It is usually a term of effection.
Damon, your face has nice feng shui.

Or...
Damon, you've got a nice Feng shui face
by Feng Shui Face August 19, 2016
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max feng

Good at impressions, kinda weird but funny. Can’t focus.
That kid facing the corner of the room is such a Max Feng.
by CrayonSoup February 20, 2020
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Feng

rahhh look at the girl over there

-yeah she’s bare feng
by fairs March 5, 2020
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rui feng

Really kind girl and give awesome advice pls treat her the way u Wan her to treat u she can be kind if u treat her with respect
Rui Feng thanks for helping me out
by YJ_KWEE May 12, 2020
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