Felching

When the ejaculate is licked from the anus after ejaculation into said anus.

Trent was way into felching my anus, so I dumped him.

by A-A-Ron22 December 04, 2016

felching

the homesexual act of inserting first a paper towel holder tube into the other parterns anus, and after the tube has been inserted all the way into the anus, taking a small furry animal, ie. a gerbil, and putting it into the paper towel tube that has been fully inserted into the anus, then just watching the hillarity insue.

last night heron was felching with mike and the gerbil got stuck.

by the_nugget April 08, 2009

Felch

The act of inserting seminal fluids into an orifice i.e. anus. This act must take place prior to a spelch.

Neal virgorously felched into Bob while stuttering, "Rrrreefund your ass!"

by Red Dragon October 16, 2003

Felch

1. Mixture between faeces and cum (and anal jism) usually found after anal sex. To felch, eating this substance after anal sex (gay).
2. Annoying biology freak from America

Felch has a small willy.

by Tipper September 18, 2004

Felch

sucking jiz

Felchhhh sucking jizzz

by naz324 October 29, 2009

Felch

To offer a gesture of royalty befitting of status.

Indrid offered a felching nod as the queen passed onlookers

by mberries July 11, 2008

felching

The practice of inserting a live rodent wrapped in duct tape and smothered in lubricant into one's anus or vagina.

When felching a gerbil, always remember to use plenty of lube.

by JustanAngelino January 25, 2016