hippo farmer

One who exclusively screws fat women.

220lbs? I don't want no anorexic chick!

by kung-fu jesus August 23, 2004

nigger farmer

Farmer of niggers; one who plants a black seed into fertilized soil, and sows a nigger. Usually at growth peak in 6-12 weeks. Seeds need watermelón, Koolaid, fried chicken,and the occasional lil Wayne cd.

So, Johnny, are you an official nigger farmer now?

by Nigger farmer June 18, 2014

farfetched

nearly impossible; highly unlikely

"The chances of winning the powerball lottery to fund your children's college education is pretty FARFETCHED."

by Jim Doolin July 16, 2008

cake farter

A woman who sits in a cake with her naked butt and releases methane emissions which cause global warming but also clear a room with their stinky aroma, right into a freshly-baked pastry.

Ashleigh sat down proudly naked in the cake and farted. She's a cake farter.

by GeorgeSchmoe October 3, 2008

Farmers knot

Not using anything to blow your nose into so you proceed by closing up one nostril and clearing the other onto the ground. This almost always results in getting snot on your hands

I didnt have a kleenex so I proceeded to untangle a farmers knot. I then had to wipe my hand on my pants.

by leaf337 June 12, 2015

Freckle Farmer

Another name for a ginger.

Guy 1: Did you see Jack's new freckles?
Guy 2: More freckles? He's always getting new ones, like he's growing them.
Guy 1: Yeah, he's a freckle farmer.

by Gingy1992 April 28, 2013

Mole Farmer

A male individual that enjoys unprotected anal sex with a dirty partner and does not mind when their hook up ends up mole farming him.

Carl never complains about a dirty sex partner. He's nasty and is a real mole farmer.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2016