by adriononyonib August 28, 2017

Ross says: yo what you do tonight
Smith says: meh i chilled with john and will, you?
Ross says: I think I broke my number of faps in one night
Smith says: wooooow, you have no life
Smith says: meh i chilled with john and will, you?
Ross says: I think I broke my number of faps in one night
Smith says: wooooow, you have no life
by GymClassCreaper May 8, 2009

the act of touching oneself, preferably on your roommates bed. can also be done at mealtimes in the bathroom if one cant wait to get back to the room
by fapper b November 2, 2010

Fap is another word for masturbate.
Cunt: *faps while watching porn*
Mom:*walks in like a dumb fuck*
Cunt:MoM wHaT tHe FuCk iM tRyInG tO fAp!!!!
Mom:*walks in like a dumb fuck*
Cunt:MoM wHaT tHe FuCk iM tRyInG tO fAp!!!!
by Ju5t.an0ther.w33b August 8, 2019

by X41 August 2, 2011

by BarkingLobster March 4, 2009

Tom: I was going to fap yesterday but then my mom came in.
Jimmy: What does fap mean
Tom: Frontal Assualt Platoon idiot it's a strategy
Jimmy: What does fap mean
Tom: Frontal Assualt Platoon idiot it's a strategy
by Fapkid May 5, 2014
