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Fapped

The past tense of the sounds of masturbation followed by ejaculation.
Dazon Curtis fapped into his Chachi.
by adriononyonib August 28, 2017
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faps

Ross says: yo what you do tonight
Smith says: meh i chilled with john and will, you?
Ross says: I think I broke my number of faps in one night
Smith says: wooooow, you have no life
by GymClassCreaper May 8, 2009
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fapping

the act of touching oneself, preferably on your roommates bed. can also be done at mealtimes in the bathroom if one cant wait to get back to the room
after scoring that goal, i decided to start fapping on the field with my teammates
by fapper b November 2, 2010
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Fap

Cunt: *faps while watching porn*
Mom:*walks in like a dumb fuck*
Cunt:MoM wHaT tHe FuCk iM tRyInG tO fAp!!!!
by Ju5t.an0ther.w33b August 8, 2019
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fap on it

the act of fapping before making a tough/thoughtful decsision.
i'm not sure if i should text derpina
better fap on it
by X41 August 2, 2011
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Fapping

I was fapping night to that Pamela Anderson video and jizzed all over my computer screen
by BarkingLobster March 4, 2009
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Fap

F-Frontal A-Assualt P-Platoon BS acronym to use when people ask what it means.
Tom: I was going to fap yesterday but then my mom came in.

Jimmy: What does fap mean
Tom: Frontal Assualt Platoon idiot it's a strategy
by Fapkid May 5, 2014
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