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The Flanders Effect

When people hate you because you are truly a better person then they are. People hate you for being kind, more attractive, smarter or any similar virtuous quality.
Stupid Flanders is half my weight and twice my age!” — Homer Simpson

Ex: “Attorney Brandt S. is such a horrible person and, was experiencing The Flanders Effect so badly, that he couldn’t even bring himself to speak to his kind, beautiful, intelligent client named Meg B.”
by The5thNov September 5, 2020
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indiana fudge finder

A person that takes great care to find the fudge deep in another man's ass. Then proceeds to give him a Mississippi Mud Slinger.
Tim could find the fudge any where. He is a master Indiana fudge Finder.
by Mr rumplenuts April 18, 2017
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Fenderburg

Large chunks of Ice and/or slush that get stuck behind a vehicle's tire.
Jesus Christ, Thoms, get rid of the Fenderburg
by N. Dave February 18, 2004
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Flandering

To attempt a conversation while unintentionally thoroughly confusing your listener. Approving and negating a topic in the same sentence. To open up a conversation on one topic and randomly change to another. The flanderer may be sober or intoxicated. Rapid successions of the words, "yea, yea, yea, no, no, no"
"Yo dude did you borrow my pen?"

"Yea yea yea, no no no"

"huh?"

"I did, but then I didn't"

"Quit fucking flandering, did you borrow it or not?"
by spittin game July 19, 2009
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funderdunking

Funderdunking (v.); to funderdunk

Funderdunking is a particular breed of ironic bullshiting wherein both parties to a discussion highlight a trite subject by speaking of it in either an elevated tone or of elevated significance.

1. to speak in an academic or intellectual idiom about trivial, personal, or pop culture matters (see Klosterman, Chuck; patron saint of Funderdunking)
2. to pretend to care deeply about an issue of no great importance in the hopes of convincing others you have a personality (see Smith, Kevin; filmmaker)
Person One: "Wow, I had no idea you were so into the ninja turtles."
Person Two: "Oh no, I was just funderdunking."

1. Any Bill Simmons article.

2. Dude, fuck Raphael, everyone knows that Michelangelo was the stoner turtle. He ordered ice cream on his pizza - he had to be stoned. Don't try to tell me to respect Raphael, he was just pissed all the time.
by Max Berger April 30, 2007
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Fandroid

An extremely annoying asshole who always goes out of their way to diss anything that is not related to Android. They are super rude to Apple users and won't shut up about their fucking piece of metal and plastic.
Fandroid: AHAHAHA IPHON3 SUX, GET A REAL PHON3 ISHEEP!

Apple User: Well I prefer Apple because it looks nicer and is easier to use-
Fandroid: AHAHA STFU IFAG, GET ON YOUR KNEES AGAIN AND KEEP SUCKING ST3VE J0B'Z DICK LMAO
Apple User: ...
Fandroid: Ahaha.. Ha.. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go comb my neckbeard and kidnap some kids to have sex with.

NOT to be confused with normal Android users.
by HaL9000 September 1, 2016
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funderful

adjective to describe something that is at once both wonderful and fun.
"i'm so excited for this tour, it's going to be funderful"
by barcosbarcos April 21, 2004
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