facetime fucking

When you FaceTime a SO and reveal your genitals to each other, and proceed to masturbate. This is much less cool than actually fucking, but done in situations where fucking is not possible, such as long distance.

Dude, how have you and your girl been doing since she moved away
Don’t worry bro, we’ve just been FaceTime fucking

by BeWeNibs June 19, 2019

Internet Fact

A fact that makes perfect sense on the Internet but otherwise falls short of reality.

Internet Fact: Al Gore has ridden the mighty Moon Worm.

Internet Fact: 20XX is the Year of Linux.

by grlubb May 24, 2007

hyper-fact

A fact that is false in this universe, but possibly true in a parallel universe.

"Most lawyers are metrosexual." - Dude
"Dude, that is such a hyper-fact!" - Brah

by ERK404 May 4, 2010

darrall fact

A response to a question that has limited basis in fact or truth
A 50/50 chance of being right

Arran: How long do seagulls live ?
Darrall: The oldest gull recorded was over 50 years
Arran: That's a 'Darrall Fact'

by D_u_K_k January 26, 2017

indian_fact_genius

An Instagram account with the sole purpose of delivering only the highest quality of facts. They are the smartest of the indian population and the penguin mascot says it all. Whether they're talking about the largest inside internal organ, the lifer, or the eifel towers do become smaller, you know your're getting the best of content.

Indian_fact_genius : Did you know, you are sad, Go India, Never give alochol to scorpoin, beefalo !!!, Do know of Jupitoup ? Is a planet that does rains some diamons.

by pen island in my pants December 23, 2020

Near Fact Check

A "Near-Fact-Check" or "NFC" is a polite way to call a "fact-check" that failed to meet logical integrity -wrong, but "hey, you almost got it buddy.". This helps the "fact-checker" to not be depressed or toxic, or take out their rage on the victims of their gas-lighting narcissistic abuse. Since fact-checkers are given so much trust by the public, and had one job to do - and failed at providing the facts - they are gas-lighting, by definition, and narcissistically.

"Hey, look, PoliticFact, I know you tried real hard there and I appreciate that energy, but it didn't cut it. It's okay, let's just call it a 'Near Fact Check' and give you a golden star right there next to your name anyways, for trying ... okay?"

by Biggie Dawg January 29, 2021

face the fact

The truth

James needs to face the fact that Linda has moved on.

by applepie25 May 6, 2015