Facefuck

Global phenomenon where millions get "kicked off" of facebook for no reason.

Guy1: "Dude, did facebook just make you create a new password?"
Guy2: "Yeah. Total facefuck."

by mims304 April 25, 2012

Fetal Facefucking

When you fuck a girl in late pregnancy so hard, you actually are getting pleasure from the mouth of the unborn baby inside her.

i was totally fetal facefucking that girl last night

woa dude i never tried that before

by DanvalleAjmemmo May 2, 2011

Faceblock

Faceblock: /fās/bläk/ verb; To Faceblock is to prevent another person, intentionally or inadvertently, from having sexual intercourse with a third party via Facebook. A faceblock or faceblocker is a person who engages in such obstruction or intervention.

Ex. "I thought everything was going well with Jessica and I. Until Ryan tagged that picture of another woman and I, and totally faceblocked me."

by WILDCARD760 May 16, 2011

facefucking

to talk sexually with someone of the opposite sex via the social network site facebook

dude i was facefucking your sister last night on my laptop

by thejuiceramsam June 17, 2011

facelink chain

When you click on your friend's Facebook page, click on one of his/her friend's page, clicking on one of that person's page, and so on and so on, often done because you see a person that is good-looking, hot, etc.

Guy: Dude, I saw some chick on Rob's Facebook and clicked on it to see the picture bigger, ended up seeing a hoteer chick on this girl's friends list, and ended up seeing another hot chick on that girl's page.

Dude: You just experienced a facelink chain.

by Ruiner123 November 10, 2009

Faceblock

When someone adds a comment to your Facebook page: 1. noone likes them and would not want to comment after their comment
2. deters others from commenting on your status/photo

Oh great...Sue just faceblocked my status.

by Jerzygirl August 5, 2010

Faceblocked

When someone blocks you from viewing their facebook profile. Either by blocking you entirely or just parts of their profile; pictures, mutual friends, comments.

Bill, "Hey, how come I can't see April's mutual friends but I can see her comments?"

Dave, "Oh you don't know? You got Faceblocked"

by Rabber December 28, 2010