exhaustion event horizon

n. the moment, typically with a toddler or small child, where all manic energy has been expended and seconds remain before a tantrum or nap occurs

Kid: "No thank you. I'm too tired for candy."
Mom: "Oh my, you've reached your exhaustion event horizon. Let's get you to bed."

by FoxHart October 21, 2010

Musician's Exhaustion

A feeling caused by a long or intense session of performing music. Often times, those who are musically exhausted want nothing to do with music for a day or so. Commonly occurs after one's band/choir performance.

First Trumpet: "I swear if the director makes us play tomorrow I'm gonna lose it.
Second Trumpet: "Fuck that dude I'm absolutely suffering from Musician's Exhaustion right now. I ain't having Mr. Dick's shit either."

by Xioxwolf November 27, 2016

exhaust fucker

Exhaust fucker, someone who will finger or fuck literally anything with a hole

Do you see Martin? He's up carols chuffer even though she's an absolute dump truck, what an exhaust fucker

by StretchyRaff November 29, 2016

Exhaust

What a typical pussy beta bitch support gets in league of legends instead of the Alpha male big dick ignite using supports

Used to make a 20/0 zed player feel like hes 0/20.

*goes in, Gets instantly exhausted* (dies) *proceeds to flame, gets banned* commits.

Exhaust = free ebola

by Yeetus the feetus Deletus November 8, 2018

Exhausted

Being very tired.

Damn, after squatting while T-posing for two hours straight, I am truly exhausted.

by /r/dankmark user June 2, 2018

ejaculation exhaustion

when a female ejaculates too much and wants to rest soon after.

The housewife had ejaculation exhaustion after the USC football game.

by Coop Dupe June 17, 2018

Spawn of helicopters exhaust

Spawn of helicopters relates to gender neutral fluid that's being gargled by a disabled grandmother mermaid whore who also has a fetish for sausages of the richmond variety

I love a mouthful of slimy spawn of helicopters exhaust when I'm sooty & sweeping your dad

by Tumblingtumbleweeds November 8, 2019