etzal

a genius that matches all the time, usually owns a red backpack and a small computer. is a ride or die kinda guy, likes apples. Mohawk lover. easily offended. hangs out with boy named Kevin. is a thug (only on Mondays). arbor is his favorite holiday. usually 5'7. loves bad bunnies ;) born in cabin in the woods. usually of brazilin decent. likes too smell good. Jersey Shore. likes Disneyland. Loves soccer and baile. has a 12 pack. hates the movie up.

booty lishes sexy red kevin etzal

by xoxoxoxoxjj November 27, 2013

Ethel Merman

Used to describe something foul and unzesty...

EW! Ethel Merman!

by Res December 21, 2003

Ethelmethyldieforsurenall

Pronounced: Ethel Methyl Die For Sure 'n All

A chemical or gas that the effect or name of it is unsure but you know that it is bad.

Bob: Hey Steve, what is it in that bottle? It sure looks dangerous.

Steve: I don't know, probably ethelmethyldieforsurenall.

by Alistair MacIlherron September 29, 2009

Etheleet

One who is really into esports or PvP gaming.

An athelete gets athelete's foot, but an Etheleet gets Etheleet's hands.

by Okamikazi July 6, 2010

ethel'd

The act of haggling someone down on their price, if possible to the point where the food is practically being taken out of their children's mouths.
Similar to being a skinflint or jew but much much worse!

"Did you see how Delwin Ethel'd him down?? I think he got it for less than it cost to make and he got the seller to throw in his first born!!! That man is a god!"

by silentrider October 26, 2011

Ethelstoned

When you are to high to function and are acting extremely baked. Subject usually wakes up the next day still intoxicated. Often the subject will need a safety break.

Man I shouldn't of been smoking weed on my acne pills, I was so ethelstoned.

by buck sweds November 7, 2011

Etella

A way of inserting British-mexican anal beads inside the anal cavity. Etelling is very useful for storing many drugs such as cocaine and methamphetamine (Meth). Although very disgusting, many drug addicts and dealer use etella too safely fool police.

Dealer: Hey man, can you Etella this Crystal for me.
Etella-er: Sure, but it will charge you.

by Not-An-Educated-Drug-Dealer November 11, 2012