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Eskimo Oven

Building and igloo then smoking some marijuanas in it, letting the smoke fill the igloo.
Me: "Yo dude, you wanna get high?"
You: "Yeah!.. But it's too cold to smoke outside." :/
Me: "Don't worry man, there's enough snow to make an Eskimo Oven!!"
You: "OMGG Let's get biggity baaaaaaaked!"
by JustYourAverageDick February 8, 2013
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Eskimo Friend

A person who has shagged someone you have shagged.
Hello, current wife. I am ex-wife, your Eskimo Friend.
by Azenath67 May 17, 2018
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Eskimobile

The funky funky ride of an eskimo. Right now the Eskimobile is in the form of a Toyota Tacoma, but has also been a Ford Probe, Ford Mustang and Dodge Aspen. The Eskimobile is more a system of belief than an object. It represents the coolness of the arctic and the pure glory of its people. And it is the bringer the coolest eskimo you ever did know.
Eric "Dood! We're late for the show"

Lucas "No fear my Eskibro, throw the gear in the back and jump in the eskimobile and we will ride like the fuckin artic wind"

And the show was played.
by Savage Buffalo April 9, 2011
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eskimo fart

To interact with another's butt, with ones own butt, the way one would during an Eskimo kiss.

To flirtatiously squeeze and release ones butt muscles against another's to tickle each other's butt pubes
Omg we had the best time last night, it was so cute we couldn't stop giving each other Eskimo farts
by Unoriginal Pseudonym March 28, 2015
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Eskimo Tribe

A group of people, all of whom have slept with all other members of the group at some point in time.
Sally has slept with Bob, Johnny, and Suzie.
Bob has slept with Johnny, Suzie and Sally.
Johnny has slept with Suzie, Sally, and Bob.
Suzie has slept with Sally, Bob, and Johnny.
They are all bonded for life as an Eskimo Tribe.
by tyrasanchez January 8, 2015
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eskimo gift

Gift given to an Eskimo Brother to retain bro status after screwing the Eskimo Brother's ex for the first time.
"Dude, isn't your friend pissed you banged his ex girlfriend?"

"Nahh, I hooked him up with an eskimo gift."
by M. Pullet December 17, 2015
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Eskimo Envy

When you do not get to sleep with someone, who has been intimate with everyone else in the circle of friends. This can lead to the development of Eskimo Envy, whose other symptoms include a proclivity to eat ice cream and frozen yogurt but deriving no joy from the experience, a general frigidity with that circle of friends, as well as the desire to mail order a Snuggie.
Mark, Kyle and Josh and friends. Amy has slept with Mark and Kyle, but not Josh. Mark and Kyle are now Eskimo brothers, but as Josh has not been allowed into the igloo, he develops Eskimo Envy as a result
by Herr Seifenblasen May 7, 2016
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