Ernie-Dingo-drunk

The state of inebriation higher than Joseph-Fritzl-drunk and slightly more sober that 42 arrogant sudos on the piss.
This level of alcoholism instills in an individual the desire to host travel shows even though you are only capable of swearing at a puddle in the gutter and severely increases the tendancy to hit primary school students who step out of line.
Ernie Dingo: Oiiiiii, heres this good place ere called the Kimberley, heaps good place for a holiday you cunts...
Guy: Mr Dingo your rolling into my driveway and onto my bins.
Ernie Dingo: fuck that ya gin, where's your little shithead of a son, what'd he say about me?!?
Guy: He said you're being rude and that you're clearly Ernie-Dingo-drunk...
Ernie: Get him here i'll smack him up...
by SickTitties September 08, 2010
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Dirty Ernies

where were you last night son? i was at Dirty Ernies getting off.
by Pat Mcgroin April 24, 2003
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ernie mc inerney

The best god damn bus driver to ever lay his hands on a big wheel.
That bus driver, he’s good. But he’s no Ernie Mc Inerney
by yung_noscope December 01, 2020
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Ernie got Betty down fast.

a way to remember the lines on the treble clef that's much better than the old every good boy does fine.
I couldn't remember the treble lines until somebody came up with Ernie got Betty down fast.
by nobody27330 September 16, 2018
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ernie 5 star

A clumsy dork of the highest order, having just proven as much through a telling action or statement.

But ... only as referred to by a higher level dork, confirmed through the use of this phrase.

Derogatory yet playful.
(watches someone poke an eye with the finger brush)
Ha. Ernie 5 star!
by failureislikely January 24, 2018
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Ernie spot

I went to the movies last night and can't believe I snagged an Ernie spot.
by Mel A Tonin January 06, 2025
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Ernie

I just ate curry, and now Ernie hurts
by Jaimester April 29, 2019
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