Ernie-Dingo-drunk

The state of inebriation higher than Joseph-Fritzl-drunk and slightly more sober that 42 arrogant sudos on the piss.
This level of alcoholism instills in an individual the desire to host travel shows even though you are only capable of swearing at a puddle in the gutter and severely increases the tendancy to hit primary school students who step out of line.

Ernie Dingo: Oiiiiii, heres this good place ere called the Kimberley, heaps good place for a holiday you cunts...
Guy: Mr Dingo your rolling into my driveway and onto my bins.
Ernie Dingo: fuck that ya gin, where's your little shithead of a son, what'd he say about me?!?
Guy: He said you're being rude and that you're clearly Ernie-Dingo-drunk...
Ernie: Get him here i'll smack him up...

by SickTitties September 8, 2010

Dirty Ernies

porn theater

where were you last night son? i was at Dirty Ernies getting off.

by Pat Mcgroin April 24, 2003

ernie mc inerney

The best god damn bus driver to ever lay his hands on a big wheel.

That bus driver, he’s good. But he’s no Ernie Mc Inerney

by yung_noscope December 1, 2020

Ernie got Betty down fast.

a way to remember the lines on the treble clef that's much better than the old every good boy does fine.

I couldn't remember the treble lines until somebody came up with Ernie got Betty down fast.

by nobody27330 September 16, 2018

burning ernie

When you put Ben Gay on the outside of your condom and then fuck someone in the ass.

Mark's wife pissed him off so he gave her a burning Ernie last night.

by Doofzilla May 29, 2014

Ernie and Bert Syndrome

Ernie and Bert Syndrome is the rare case of when two men declare homosexuality and get into a relationship with each other, but also declare asexuality, effectively making them just friends.

"Tim and Jerry are gay but they both said they're asexual."
"So that makes them just friends then. There's a term for that. Its called Ernie and Bert Syndrome."

by cyn!c August 27, 2018

Ernies Cucumber

the act of nutting onto a pickled vegetable then eating that vegatable while watching midgets cuddle on a public train whilst in china resulting in a ernies cucumber

Hey you free this weekend ?
Yes why?
Lets do a ernies cucumber

by Fortnite Battle Royale January 24, 2019