Equipto

4.5 foot tall native alaskan underground rapper.

"Equipto doesn't make toolboxes!"

by AK47 February 7, 2004

equipmunk

1. Equipmunk; n. A very lucrative sex machine designed by Hollywoods back ally comedy writers. It can be used either by a male and or female during cotius.

2. Equipmunk; v. The act of tearing, ripping.

1. Kevin watch out the homeless man is about to use his equipmunk to gouge your...agh!

2. Damn Pete, Kevin totally got equipmunked by that guy last night! You should've seen it!

by Junior has Definitions. March 5, 2016

see a man about an equine

In "Cheers" witty and sophisticated Frasier uses this phrase to excuse himself.

Cheers Season 8 Episode 1 Frasier uses it (leaving the bar and heading for the bathroom): "I've got to see a man about an equine."

by eugmak November 9, 2011

Submarine Equipment

Technology, usually electronic in nature, that is better suited to being on a sinking cold war era nuclear sub because it is not aesthetically pleasing, user unfriendly, unreliable, and in general a piece of crap. Now that the cold war has ended and the Commies have been soundly defeated, Submarine Equipment is most often found in the basements of universities, and strangely enough, at the hearts of multi-million dollar corporations controlling vital functions. Usually management shows a strange irresistible attraction to Submarine Equipment, especially when less expensive and far better consumer grade alternatives exist.

-Hey George, nice phone. You nick from Patrick Bateman after he beat some hooker to death with it?
-No Phil, this piece of Submarine Equipment is my new fucking cell phone. Thanks management! Want to go Safety Dancing and maybe do a quick line of coke?

by SasquatchPlatypus October 3, 2011

Well Equipped

1.it's to be absolutely ready for your current situation.
2.it could also be used to ask how someone is feeling

1.Human 1:Smoke?

Human 2. Well Equipped.

2.Human 1:Are you good?

Human 2: Well Equipped..

by Trapstar Hypocrite February 3, 2019

skill vs equipment

Hood notion that you can get positive outcome by balancing your skill vs your equipment and vice versa!

Damn, B! You hooked up my funky-fresh dope with those Wahl clippers? Unbelievable! Man that’s some serious ass skill vs equipment ! Swell job!

by Terry Bad Ice October 2, 2017

equine humanoid

A half-horse, half-human creature. Equine humanoids smell extremely bad, and their asses are quite ripe bent over. They are an endangered species these days. Only 10 equine humanoids exist worldwide. In the United States, there is Horseshit Breath (Louie); and Louie's nemesis Mack, who recently moved to the US from London.

An equine humanoid took a deuce and obstructed traffic on the thruway.

by Zuger June 17, 2003