asses and elbows

To be caught by a supervisor goofing off. Not doing any work. Purposefully standing around not being productive.

Hey. What the hell is with all the asses and elbows (a&e)? Let's get to to work here.

by victorzulu November 29, 2010

morning elbows

The feeling you get when you can’t straighten your arms in the morning. Usually after prolonged sleep and unusual dreams.

Fam, pass me the coffee? No sorry I can’t reach I’ve got morning elbows

by Havanananana November 13, 2017

Crusty Elbows

When people don't wash and lotion their elbows so they get crusty.

Crusty Elbows are gross.

by Linda ;) July 10, 2019

johnny elbows

A mentally disabled mongoloid that is taken advantage of by creeps on tiktok for views. Known for having hella racing stripes in almost every pair of pants he owns. He's also an alleged diddler

Bro did u see johnny elbows on tiktok hit the griddie

by Stupidgayboy September 8, 2023

Open Elbows

Down to fuck, close in meaning to "Open Legs"

"Bro, is she down to fuck?"
"Yeah, she's got Open Elbows."

by SlickTimes September 20, 2023

Sticky Elbows

Women (usually) who elbow them way to the top of work culture

Oh she’s awful, she really has sticky elbows

by Elbowstickyman April 25, 2024

Sharp Elbows

When present - a person is seen as being an idiot/ Stupid. Often found on those who pick fights with the bouncer with face tattoos and/or hire an escort to make their ex jealous.

His elbows are pretty sharp/ he has sharp elbows, he actually believes that Star Wars was a documentary

by anonymous May 9, 2025