Elastics Gymnastics

Any series of physical exercises designed to squeeze one’s arse into a pair of pantyhose, snug jeans, and such.

I almost collapsed from exhaustion and dehydration after a grueling session of elastics gymnastics with a pair of tights.

by Fruity Ana March 4, 2009

East Cutty Bum Fuck

A place far away

Gee, it took you long enough to drive there and back, where'd you go, East Cutty Bum Fuck?

by Barny R October 25, 2011

East Longmeadow High School

East Longmeadow High School, or ELHS for short, is a place where the building is older than 90% of the people inside, and the only positive thing is the HIV test results.

"where are you going to high school?"
"East Longmeadow High School"

by student7184761 March 11, 2016

Easton area middle school

It’s like if You dies and went to hell you would peffer hell over going to eams. The food is like they went dumpster diving and fed us the trash. No one cares about you unless you a football player or a cheer leader. If I had to choose hell or eams I would definitely choose hell

Kid 1 : I’m going to kys
Kid 2 : omg why
Kid 1 : I go to easton area middle school

Kid 2 : got a extra nuse

by Largedickbitchboi January 2, 2019

East pennsboro high school\ middle school

East pennsboro high school and middle school are shirty places. One the fucking 7th and 8th graders are juuling till they OD or they are fucking in the cafeterias. The high school is even worse, people juul in class, in the bathroom, in the locker rooms, and in the gym. There have been two shooting threats but the guy who said these threats didnt get detention or suspended, the teachers do Jack shit and don't fix any issues. Those are some of the issues and another post will be coming soon.

"East pennsboro high school\ middle school is the worst place to be"

" yeah I'd rather be have my dick cut off then go there "

by Hippynippy21 August 20, 2019

East Bumfuck

My daughter lives in East Bumfuck , NY. Population, 27.

Directions: Drive a couple of hours into the middle of no where. When you get to that point, it's only a few more hours away!

Does anyone know the area code of East Bumfuck? Do they have phones, power, cable...?

by DiDee July 25, 2004

Clint Eastwood

To call someone or something Clint Eastwood is the greatest compliment anyone can get.

"Wow, that was Clint Eastwood, you punting those terminally ill kids off a bridge."

by Urban Dictionary January 21, 2006