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ejaculate

to exclam or say somthing

hahahha
on the hardy boys one says "look out billy"hank ejaculated
by Sir Taylor of Pants December 3, 2003
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ejaculate

(eh jackul et)

It's when your urine turns white.
It only takes me about 35 minutes to masturbate myself to sleep. i have a glorious orgasm and sleep like a baby after i ejaculate.
by Ethan Tremblay May 25, 2011
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ejaculate

A gigantic douchebag that has gone above and beyond the call of duty to make himself synonymous with baby batter. See Kenny G
Pete: "Jesus, did you hear about John Tesh putting out another album?"

Wendy: "Yeah, that prick is nothing but society's ejaculate."
by Leroy Tabbins February 16, 2009
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elaborate condom

Anything really that is lying around that can be placed on the penis in such a fashion as to stir neighbours, family, friends etc, who see you donning such attire, into thinking:

'wow, what fancy elaborate condom our Jimmy wear, he must be a really successful businessman with house full of expensive and shiny items."
Small kittens, sister's pet rabbit, dead birds, anything really!

(Trust me, chicks love it...)
by James Gilbertsen February 1, 2004
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Elaborate

a nice way of saying gay
You see that guy over there? He is elaborate!
by Bobbity Joel June 27, 2007
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Elaborate Trap

Elaborate Trap, also known as iTrap, is a sub genre of Trap Music. It's a loaded term meant to distinguish the crowd pleasing, gangster friendly Trap from the more refined and intelligent, gentleman's Trap music.

Usually enjoyed by listeners that enjoy the 808 sub bass, sped up hi hats and layered synthesisers that typify the genre, but are not entrenched in the drug fuelled, cough syrup soaked roots. Elaborate trap is just as at home in the lounge, over a cup of earl grey, as it is in the Club.
"What are you listening to right now?"

"Elaborate Trap, you probably haven't heard of it."
by DictatorET June 21, 2013
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Neuro-ejaculate

When your brain penis impregnates all cognitively demanding situations/ideas/thoughts in your environment; also, including the impregnation of wisdom to all present organisms in said environment.
The level of wisdom you are ejaculating from your brain penis must be impregnating the wisdom of those around you. Your neuro-ejaculate is allowing you to be very level headed tonight, Kyle.
by KW117 June 19, 2011
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