erectasaurus

a) (NOUN) = as in my cack when i go to the strip club.

b) (ADJECTIVE) = as in what (MOST) girls make a guy.

a) (NOUN) "My erectasaurus is hungry"

b) (ADJECTIVE) "She made me totally erectasaurus"

by Mikasaurus June 14, 2008

Electability

The chance a political candidate has of actually getting elected as represented by the media and public opinion.

Smart Friend - "That Ron Paul guy is right on literally everything its not even funny!"

Dumb Friend - "Yeah I know, hopefully one of the candidates with electability starts stealing his talking points so that we can get some of those ideas implemented."

Smart Friend - "I'm moving to Iceland."

by Haydukelives42 October 18, 2011

Erection Ejection

Where your boner gets throne out of your wife's vagina

I had an Erection Ejection having sex

by Jeff The Beast March 22, 2017

semi-automatic ejector

noun: A term used for a man who can only orgasm when a gun is held in his mouth.

The next time I date a semi-automatic ejector, remind me to remove the bullets.

by hipstirthepot March 12, 2015

electard

Still haven't accepted TRUMP as President.

Poor guy/gal ,doesn't realize that the election was over a year ago, I'm afraid he's an electard.

by RoboticNelsonic November 6, 2017

erectaphobic

A dude or fellow who is scared to get aroused, usually resulting in him becoming a blueballer

(1) Yo, i don't like being hard, so turn this porno off
(2) Quit being so erectaphobic
(3) Quit being a jackaboo

by chris and will e. January 4, 2008

Ejecto-seato

A phrase referring to the act of a pilot ejecting from his plane and out of danger, it is meant to be applied to any situation where a quick exit is mandatory.

This broad is going to get me into a wreck, time to pull the ejecto-seato on this one .

by spacefunk March 5, 2018