sloppy eggplant

When a female species fucks you so hard your shit turns purple like the emoji.Hell yeah

damn girl you really know how to work a sloppy eggplant.

by Horny motherfucker October 14, 2017

eggplant parmesan

Eggplant Parmesan = Sucking dick until it explodes cream cheese all over your face

Come over tonight I'm making you eggplant Parmesan

by FredRodgers May 11, 2016

Eggplant Parm

A group of people that get together to BS at work

We are a eggplant parm!

by Perfectionsection April 16, 2017

eggplant tits

The result of the lovechild between a transgendered ape with saggy tits and an eggplant.

Dude, eggplant tits are so hot. I want to marry one.

by cumonyoureggplanttits January 4, 2014

the japanese eggplant

When a female Japanese midget pegs you from behind (bonus points if in Beijing)

Steve: Bro, have you ever tried the Japanese eggplant?
Bill: yeah my girlfriend, Mulan Po, took me to china town last summer. I nutted like Hiroshima.

by beaniebabiedaddies October 12, 2020

Rusty Eggplant

a old mans (above age of 80) penis

That old man has one Rusty Eggplant.

by MemeMaster64 September 28, 2018

slapping the eggplant

ejaculating semen all over an old Brooklyn woman's face

I was hanging out in hipsterville, when a nice lady offered to cook me a delicious dinner if I started slapping the eggplant.

by LincolnDoc November 27, 2015