Eggplantasaurus

This is the name for anyone who has ever danced with an eggplant or various other objects of fruit/vegetables on their heads

She was such an eggplantasaurus at the party last night...my fridge was empty by the time she finished her little act.

by Shamsam August 14, 2010

Eggplant

Dan also known as dampsandwich also known as eggplant

he is believed to be a descendant from the eggplant family, and speaks the language "hubba hubba"
Dan likes to eat fellow eggplants while watching anime and the bee movie, he practises cannibalism.

Dampsandwich the Eggplant posted a picture of himself eating another eggplant, with the captions "I ATE MY FIANCE HELP"

by Dan's Carrot April 17, 2013

Eggplant

A fruit, related to tomato and potato. Commonly inserted into their own vaginas by female holewreckers in order to strech the inner boundaries of the pussy and loosen it

There are even known instances of eggplants being inserted even into anus of a person, leaving a permanent gape

by 32121 December 21, 2017

eggplant parmesan

Eggplant Parmesan = Sucking dick until it explodes cream cheese all over your face

Come over tonight I'm making you eggplant Parmesan

by FredRodgers May 11, 2016

Eggplant

Eggplant is a sexual ritual not a weird ass looking purple vegetable. Eggplant involves 3 partners which 1 partner has to sacrifice himself to fullfill the circle of life throughout this ritual. The ritual consists of 1 female, 1 male and the sacrificial partner must be removed of all genatalia so that the gender can no longer be distinguished. You must acquire AIDS from a small African child then using chop sticks cut open the sacrificed partner's stomach and collect the blood mainly from around the bladder. Mix it in a Magic Bullet with Hellmans mayonaise, take that sticky mixture from hell and combine it with the African child AIDS. That is to be the lubricant for the disgusting action im about to describe. You use a woodworking jig to pry open the sacrificed persons ass cavern and in the process that may take years you slowly stretch the ass cavern so as to not rip the walls of the ass until it is large enough to fit u and ur partner into the cavern(remember that hell lube?) ya. once inside build a replica of Fort Sumter where u will role play as 2 army privates discovering rim jobs for the first time. now break through the ass walls like 1999. fuck you it was a good year.

Person #1: Where have u been man? Havent seen u for like 3 years.

Person #2: I was Eggplanting.

by chrisdylan March 4, 2011

eggplant tits

The result of the lovechild between a transgendered ape with saggy tits and an eggplant.

Dude, eggplant tits are so hot. I want to marry one.

by cumonyoureggplanttits January 4, 2014

Eggplant Parm

A group of people that get together to BS at work

We are a eggplant parm!

by Perfectionsection April 16, 2017