Eggert

Derogatory: a slur used against bald people who jaywalk

Yeah, man, I hit a stupid eggert while they were jaywalking and now I have to repair my car

by Cumdumpster Jones June 29, 2022

straight edger

1. A person who does not drink, smoke, abuse drugs of any kind, or have meaningless sex (read: the majority of people, most of whom do not define themselves by the fact that they do not partake in any of the aforementioned activities. But hey... you'll have maniac fringe in any group).

2. Trendy fucks who drop the ideology after about two months.

3. Militant dipshits who are too goddamn ignorant to see that the only thing that separates them from Conservative politicians is the suit and tie.

1. No thanks, man; I don't smoke. I'll wait inside until you're done with that cigarette.

2. I AM A STRAIGHT EDGER. XxXxXxXSTR8XEDGEX4XLIFEXxXxXxX

3. I feel that it is my duty to 1)legislate morality and 2)equate immorality with my own personal view of what society should not do. XBRING BACK PROHIBITIONX. KILL YOUR LOCAL DRUG DEALER XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX NO DRUGS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD, MOTHERFUCKER. But really, it's what's best for the world.

by SxXxXXXxXxXxXXXxXxXXxxXxxXxE June 11, 2006

Eager

Fans of the University of Auburn, known as eagers because they are confused about what their own mascot is. They scream "War Eagle" even though their mascot is a tiger, and even name their pet bird "Tiger". When you combine an eagle and a tiger, you get an obnoxious eager.
An eager is a person who is obnoxious, jealous, and feels inferior, a person who doesn't root for his/her team, but rather against other teams - especially Big Brother, otherwise known as The University of Alabama. Eager also applies well, since they are so eager to accept the points they are given when a superior team feels sorry for them.

Those Eagers are more annoying than usual. Maybe if they ever win more than 1/2 a national championship they won't feel as inferior to The Crimson Tide.

by Alabama RTR December 1, 2010

edgerrin

new school running back plays for the colts

edgerrin james is the ####

by josh November 1, 2004

eeper

Tiny baby kitten. For the sound it makes.

I just got a new eeper. It's so cute!

by rhondas56 February 4, 2009

Eagerish

someone really skinny who is in vital need of gossip rehab along with their lemmings

'I'm hungry slash not hungry'

'That is soooo eagerish'

by regina phallange February 19, 2008

edger

someone who likes to think of themself as "non-conformist." tries out new things. lives "on the edge."

adj: edgy

kid 1: omg! have you seen roxy's new haircut?

kid 2: yeah! what an edger.

by rockeroverhere September 7, 2008