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guerilla education

noun. The process of educating people about something under the auspices of helping them with something unrelated. Or in other words, tricking people into learning.
I see so many searches for the Crazy Frog on Limewire that I've started labeling my Miles Davis mp3s as 'crazy frog (rare remix)' to give the kids a little guerilla education.
by Seej August 30, 2005
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Tollbooth on the highway of education

n. Popular and well-earned nickname for the ETS (Educational Testing Service), who produces and sells the GRE and SAT assessment tests. This parasite hauls in more than $0.6 billion in student money every year from its illegal monopoly on the testing market.
Every high school and college student in the country has to throw some big cash to ETS, the tollbooth on the highway of education. If a student doesn't pay his toll, he is usually shitcanned and forced to slave away at a McJob for the rest of his life.
by Carl Willis May 21, 2004
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education

Not something you can easily get here in the good 'ol USA.
We can't get a proper education here in the U.S. because all of the schools are grossly underfunded, the teachers underpaid, and everything we're taught nothing but lies painted rose.
by DarkMillennia August 23, 2003
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Higher Education Act

A law Congress passed that denies college financial aid to misdemeanor drug offenders, but murderers, rapists, and robbers are still eligible for aid.
I can't afford college because I got caught with a joint, but Jeffrey Dahmer can get aid because of the Higer Education Act.
by Booblover October 26, 2003
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physical education

A subject that everyone must pass to show that you can do things that are completely irrelevant to exercise.
Boss: All you need to do is say 1+1 and you can do this job easily, no exercise involved.
Applicant: OK, I can count.
Boss: Excellent, do you have a physical education diploma?
Applicant: No.
Boss: Sorry, even though exercise has absolutely nothing to do with this job, you can't get in unless you exercised in school.

*5 years later*

Applicant (now homeless): I could do everything that a job wanted, but I got rejected because I didn't exercise.
by udusers1 December 17, 2010
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education

1:An excuse to make life more misrable by the goverment

2:What most of us need

3:An excuse by the goverment to enslave us in a 8-12 hour prison with a bitchy dictating teacher to teach us crap and mistreat us so we are misrable, become barbarians, and so they can brain control us so we become "Sufisticated"
people.
Enslavement and embarrasment to the children labor laws. They don't even pay us when we are kids and in school.
by Zero February 20, 2004
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edumacational

An uneducated way of saying "educational" by adding "ma" in between.
"The Simpsons" is edumacational.
by GOP Fan October 11, 2005
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