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Eden Espinosa

A crazy awesome person who unfortunately gets compared to Idina Menzel, who is also crazy awesome.

She sings and acts with deep passion.
She's also super pretty.

She's just really freaking awesome.
Person #1: "Hey, did you see Eden Espinosa in Wicked?!"

Person #2: "Well, Menzel did it first..."

#1: "Well what about MAUREEN in RENT?!"

#2: "Nope, that was Menzel, too..."

#1: "Well, Eden is still awesome!"

#2: "...Very true. :D "
by wicked_cool July 15, 2010
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Eternal Ferret

The statement that this Eternal Ferret, who does not have his own web dominion, has bested our lord limecat is nothing but heresy.

The battle was caught on video tape. The ferret was immediately distracted by something shiny, as they often are. Limecat swiped, and it was all over in an instant.
Eternal Ferret is dead. Long live Limecat!
by Kenthar February 10, 2004
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Eternitard

What? She bought cigarettes instead of formula? What an eternitard!
by HighLifeAgain May 28, 2008
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Eden

Eden is a really nice boy. Hes got them nice looks that make you want to stop what your doing and admire them looks. He’s a great friend although he sometimes doesn’t see it. He is the strongest person (mentally)you’ll ever meet. He is super sweet and supportive, and if you ever get a chance to be friends with him...well, your one lucky human.
Girl: Eden is so sweet

Girl2: tell me about it. He’s also a nice boy with some good looks

Both: *day dreams about him*
by Helloeveryone June 16, 2018
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Eternavirgin

Similar to (some would say identical to) the permavirgin. An individual doomed to die without experiencing sexual intercourse. This can be caused by numerous factors, such as physical unattractiveness (see fugly and tubby) or emotional unattractiveness, hangups about sex brought on by religion or kooky parenting, poor body image, or lack of game. Usually, a combination of these is the root of the problem. Religious beliefs are sometimes used as an excuse for the person's continued virgin status, but this is merely a cop out, since true fundamentalist freaks get married as soon as possible so that they can have sex without burning in hell.

Telltale signs of the eternavirgin can include a deep interest in space opera or anime, attendance of sci-fi or fantasy-themed conventions, interest in cosplay, computer programming, mathematics, World of Warcraft, Dungeons and Dragons, Second Life, furry fandom, renfair, building model tanks or ships, etc. The eternavirgin often has poor hygiene and flatulence. Diet consists of ramen, jolt cola, and funyuns. Some eternavirgins however, are "nice guys" and may have a normal physical appearance, and may in fact have many female friends (all of whom have no interest in him sexually). Also, some are gay and can't come to terms with this fact. Note that not all of these conditions are mutually exclusive. For example, some eternavirgins are 1). geeky, 2). "nice guys", AND 3). self-hating, self-denying homosexuals. Aspies are also frequently eternavirgins. A few eternavirgins are genuinely asexual.

Note that the above information refers to the male variant of eternavirgin. Female eternavirgins CAN exhibit these traits, but much more often are just frigid and may be indistinguishable from normal (i.e., sex-having) females. Thus, female eternavirgins are much harder to spot. Discomfort when sex is being discussed may be a good way to ferret one out. Also, the subject owning more than two cats can be a sign. Like her male counterpart, the female eternavirgin may be homosexual and unable to accept this.

If an individual has hit age 30 and has never so much as gotten to first base, that person can consider himself a prime possibility for being an eternavirgin!
Kathy: "Oh, Frank's a great guy and I know that one day he'll find someone who thinks he's really special!" Rob: "Yeah, Frank the Eternavirgin? Sure, *chuckle*, as soon as he finds a girl who's into 320-pound, pimply-faced dudes who shower once a week, and who likes to listen to three-hour lectures of the merits of Battlestar Galactica versus Stargate Atlantis".
by nukleus June 10, 2008
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east of eden

An incredibly insightful book that delves into the fundamentals of good and evil written by John Steinbeck. Probably the best book he ever wrote and easily a classic. Most people won't read it because they're actually required to pay attention and they have the attention span of a two year old. This book can change lives.
"yeah I couldn't read East of Eden."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm a blind, deaf retard."
by gardenof1224 June 18, 2009
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Eternal dirt nap

Death. Tango uniform. Extinction. Cessation of life. Passed on or passed over to the other side.
My grandpa, God rest his soul, is taking the eternal dirt nap.
by ExitRamp August 12, 2006
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