Bollocks

Balls or testicles

never mind the bollocks, here's the sex pistols

by Ken December 1, 2002

absolute bollocks

An expression of disbelief or disagreement

You drank three bottles of vodka? Absolute bollocks!

by motocycologist May 23, 2009

Fizzy Bollocks

A sensation of tingling in the testes which persists after the cessation of the stimulus. Originally attributed to the pilots of hovercraft; sometimes used by skateboarders after skating for a prolonged period on an unusually rough surface.
Similar to the medical condition 'vibration white finger'.

The Channel is so rough today that Dover to Calais run gave me a right case of the fizzy bollocks

by K Collins January 30, 2008

Chest Bollocks

Reference to women's breasts.

Oi Dave! look at the chest bollocks on that!!

by TrickyDicky1974 July 28, 2011

bollocksing

To get yelled at or told off or reprimanded for something you have done wrong. Or know you have done wrong.

"my mum is going to give me a right bollocksing when I get home for being out late."

by markymarkmarkenage August 27, 2008

Sc-bollocks

A crude contraction of Scot and bollocks; a term used to express the negative excitement of potentially seeing the unattractive scrotum of a kilt-wearer.

Is that Scottish Stag-Do getting on our party barge? Oh, sc-bollocks!

by 'Duke' September 10, 2012

bollocks

British term, an exclamation of something bad or said when something bad happens. Antonym is dog's bollocks (the).

I can't stand this. It's utter bollocks.

by Matt Williams January 13, 2004