Cool-ebrity

definition: with movie trailer voice someone who defies cool. someone who is above celebrity. someone who makes angelina jolie look like a platypus. someone who is clearly faster, smarter, & better than everyone else. someone who knows that they are faster, smarter, & better than everyone else b/c they're cool enough to realize how cool they are... See More. coolness is defined by them. when they fart, cool gas comes out. when they run, cool sparkles are left in their path. their underwear is often stolen and sold for thousands on e-bay. they sell their toe nail clippings on craigslist in order to pay their mortgage. actually they're so cool their mortgage pays itself. its not easy to be a cool-ebrity, of course. you. are. a cool-ebrity.

"Courtney you really are a cool-ebrity, in every way."

by dj possesed May 12, 2010

emit

the coolest person you will ever meet

second coolest person is that one American girl

Emit is my discord kitten and on Thursdays Emit is that one fish from Luca

by emitemitemit123 December 1, 2021

Emitt Till

A 14 year old young man who was lynched in 1955.He died of multiple stab wounds and blunt-force trauma.his face was completely unrecognizable,disfigured and smushed like a pancake after his death so dont look it up on google because i almost threw up after seeing it and im sure you will too.

Brady: remember emitt till?
Nick: yeah, the poor kids death was terrible.

by projectr070971 January 28, 2018

emmity

A loved one, this goes beyond passing fancy and is used to describe a soul mate or someone who knows your thoughts before you have voiced them.

Jackie was Andrew's emmity, he knew he would spend the rest of his life with her.

by Andrew August 3, 2003

Emmit

A Very Small, Strange Child

Wow 3 ears and only 5 pounds... what an emmit

by vallakid November 14, 2007

Mum is a bitch because she doesn’t like Ebit Lew

Mum is a bitch because she doesn’t like Ebit Lew

Mum is a bitch because she doesn’t like Ebit Lew

by sdinaz October 23, 2023

Emmitt

Emmitts are half wits. Emmits try to fool the people around them into thinking they are superior in some way, shape, or form. Emmitts will do everything in their power to avoid actual work and will instead shirk their responsibilities to someone else. Emmitts get by in the world by talking themselves up to other people and standing on the shoulders of other men. Emmitts are known for their prowess in work avoidance and demand the highest amount of respect when none is deserved.

Person 1: Does he always act like a douchebag?
Person 2: Yes, he's an Emmitt.

by Kint Macedonia January 18, 2017