Filthy Eargasm

When you cum in a girls ear while she is sleeping and allow it to dry into a sticky plug in the morning

The girl pissed me off, so i gave her a filthy eargasm

by J-slicket May 21, 2006

Eargasm

The feeling of chills received when listening to a song.

"Dude, did you hear that song by A Skylit Drive?"
"Yeah man. It's a total eargasm!"

by Rambo247x September 23, 2009

cock embargo

When an individual refuses receiving penis in any shape, way, or form.

Girl #1: "Are you going to hook-up with that guy tonight?
Girl #2: "No. The cock embargo is still in effect."

by MOtastic145 July 1, 2011

eargasm

1. The intense pleasure derived from picking/scratching at the itchy inside of one's ear. The itch is usually caused by allergies.
2. a) The intense pleasure derived from hearing a musical piece or part of a musical piece, often the chorus of a popular song.

b) The musical piece or part of a musical piece that causes an eargasm.

1. I had a 5-minute eargasm scratching my ear canal with a mechanical pencil.
2. The chorus of many a Beatles' song is full of eargasms.

by _JL May 20, 2009

Eargasm

When The Music Is So Good, It Makes Your Ears Wanna Cum Because Of The Pleasure It Gave You.

Bob: This Song Goes Hard, Almost Gave Me An Eargasm.
Billy: Yeah, Yeah, I'm Feelin It.

by XxrorokittyxX June 28, 2010

Eargasm

The wonderful sensation an individual will feel in his/her ears when listening to great music.

I had a huge eargasm when listening to Metallica's S&M album.

by pigeonmaster5 April 19, 2011

Eargasm

In the process of cleaning your ear, you experience a sensational feeling.

cleaning your ear with a q-tip and you hit this spot that feels like and orgasm in your ear that is called an eargasm.

by eargasimer July 17, 2010