eargarette

A cigarette for your ear. For non smokers. Created by the comic strip Dilbert.

While smoking eargarettes:
Dilbert: What?
Wally: What?
Dilbert: What?
Wally: What?

by Big Buckin Chicken September 1, 2008

Earjaculate

Just like ejaculation but in the ear. Mainly while listening to amazing music.

Nathaniel: Wow, that song is eargamsic!

John: Tell me about it, I think I am to earjaculate!

by Pete616 November 14, 2010

eargasm

The tingly-scalp nipplestand feeling one gets when cleaning out one's ears with a Q-Tip.

'AAAAAAAAAAAaaahhhhh ... eargasm."

by GR October 28, 2003

Earnalist

A person who practices and/or studies the concept of Earnalism, which is essentially the lifestyle of a journalist in popular culture.

He's really transformed himself into an Earnalist hasn't he?

by jimbod23 March 28, 2008

Musical Eargasum

Music that sounds so good it feels like it is fucking you in the ear.

I was sitting at Matt's house last night and had a musical eargasum!

by KatieRed October 19, 2007

earwax

Your ears cumming after listening to sounds they think are good: ie tasteful music, your friend's voice, or Morgan Freeman.

Sally had an abundance of earwax after going to a concert by her favorite band.

After spending time with his girlfriend, Mark always found a deposit of earwax the next day.

by g0nnaflynow April 5, 2010

Earring

Jewelry to ornament the ear; usually clipped to the earlobe or fastened through a hole in the lobe.
An ornament worn on or hanging from the lobe of the ear.

She wore the most beautiful earrings I've ever seen.

by shelnok January 14, 2009