Early-worm

(earl-ee-wurm)
"The early worm gets up early to get eaten by the bird."
-Opposite of the early-bird.

GUY#1.) That man woke up early only to be eaten by big companies.

GUY#2.) He must be an early-worm.

by RiceMaker August 21, 2008

Early to bed, early to rise

American aphorism attributed to Ben Franklin (aka "Poor Richard") and originally thought as an admonition to adopt a Protestant work ethic. Later scholarship has revealed that its true meaning was intended as folk medical advice for those wanting early morning erections.

After watching "John Adams" on HBO, I found out what Ben Franklin REALLLYYY meant by "early to bed, early to rise." VERY wise advice, if ya know what I mean.

by jrcdmc June 19, 2011

early morning

2 hours after you wake up. No mater what time you woke up.

"dude! its noon already"
"what? no! its still early morning"
"..."
"I woke up an hour ago"

by thatgirlthatlivesinqatar December 31, 2011

Early Times

The Official Cabin Whiskey of the Cal Ski Team.

Shot for gaping! Step up to the shot ski and grab the Early Times!

by Cal Ski Team #1! January 2, 2009

early tails

cocktails before happy hour--usually before 4 p.m. in most localities

I'm on vacation--its early tails every day for the next two weeks.

by Dr. Foo July 7, 2008

Early Swirly

when a big black masculine figure named earl pumps your back with a jizzload cumbubble and beats you to a pulp with a stella until his creamy load gargles out of your throat smearing the carpet with his excremental juices

boy- my twinklebuns earl gave me his early swirly yesterday it was magical

girl- cool bruh

by biggblackethballs June 29, 2021

Early Shopping

Drinking before 9 am, usually done on a Sunday or random holiday with a small (4-5) group of friends and family. Translated from the German tradition of Fruhshoppen.

hey man why are you leaving the party so early?

"I have to get up tomorrow and do some early shopping"

by PooFacer August 19, 2008