open ended straight

When you are a straight person (attracted to women) and you occasionally give sloppy toppy to the homies, 100% homie proof

"Yo, you know that Tom's open ended straight right?"

by oricadia July 23, 2023

Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.

Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.

Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.

by Rufymonkeyd February 7, 2020

teary-eared

the effect of uncontrollable laughter; laughing so hard that "tears meet your ears"; the state of mind you reach when laughing so hard you forget what you are laughing about; usually the side-effect of drug-induced euphoria

After hearing the story, the girls got all teary-eared.

by BeccaR June 25, 2005

eated

The past tense of the verb "to eat" when in reference to something that is not actually digested.
Eg: I ate pizza vs. I eated pussy

Last night, after I eated yo girl's ass so good, she gave me the best dome of my life

by Paco Libre September 11, 2016

eded it

The act of being completely oblivious around women to the point of awkwardness. Usually involving misunderstanding sexual cues and only realizing the mistake once the opportunity has past. Derived from a famously awkward Edward.

This girl invited me in for coffee after our date, and I said I don't drink coffee and drove home. I really eded it.

by CEBoogie October 11, 2018

EdEddnEddy

A song made from J.I.D., an American Rapper. the song is in the "The Never Story" album, produced by Dreamville Records, Spillage Village, and Interscope Records. The album includes 11 more songs featuring EARTHGANG, Mereba, and 6LACK.

Me and my two niggas be like EdEddnEddy.

by MISTER S.P.E.C.I.A.L. November 1, 2019

Double ended underwear boat

Ususally plural, since it requires a hard on and a turtle head at the same time. Also known as a Double ender.

He left in a real hurry after he said he was pushin cotton. I think he got excited too because when he stood up he had a double ended underwear boat goin on.

by madmike135 December 19, 2011