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sam and ron relationship

constant fighting, arguing then a brief of 5 minutes of being a loving couple then the arguing continues, one big cycle. Originated from the Jersey Shore.
It looks like james and sarah hit the sam and ron relationship stage
by Team Always Loving Indoors October 15, 2011
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Elevation Change

(v)- the act of having or preforming intercourse on a flight of stars. This act must include a minimum of 6 different positions and a minimum of 2 positions using the handrail. This act should only be preformed by professionals. It is extremely hard to preform and should only be done under the supervisions of professionals.
by m4d3y January 15, 2010
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Zipper Erection

When the zipper tab on your shirt, sweatshirt, pants, etc sticks straight out as if sexually aroused
Chris has such a huge zipper erection right now.
by HOLY CRAP I NEED A NAME September 24, 2016
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Erection Thief

Someone so monstrously ugly, the sight of their face and/or body is enough to steal your erection and end your wank prematurely should the thought of them enter your mind mid-stroke. Can come in useful when trying to conceal an unwelcome erection.
- I was struggling to hide this massive bonk-on i got at work, but luckily Warty Sue walked into my office. I said Timberrrrr! in my head as i felt it go down.
- She's such an erection thief.
- Yeah. Thank god.

- The other day i was fapping away while looking through my ex's facebook pics, then she had one of her with her friend Brenda. I lost interest.
- She's such an erection thief.
- Yeah. Fat slag.
by hhumpo May 17, 2011
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Erection Detection

When you get a boner with short shorts and your dick comes peeking out the bottom and everyone around can see.
Aaron:"O shit I gotta boner with these little soccer shorts!"

Everyone around looks and can clearly see his penis.

Bystander:"Man, that guy is really struggling with erection detection..."
by the voice of the common cock January 6, 2011
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platonic relationship

when you're in a relationship with someone but you don't have any "love" feelings for each other.
me: "parker and I are in a platonic relationship"
person: "so...... you're friends?"
me: "no we're in a relationship, it's the same as a "normal" romantic relationship, just with fewer feelings. Our attraction is somewhere in between friendship feelings and love feelings."

Another term for a platonic relationship is a queerplatonic relationship.
by CoolGayBean August 13, 2020
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relation-shit

A relationship gone terribly wrong.
My relationship turned into a relation-shit after I forgot our anniversary.
by Kathleen Breach February 5, 2008
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