Cuntile Dysfunction

When one is so disgusting, the woman is unable to get wet.

This guy was so revolting, I couldn’t get wet! He gave me Cuntile Dysfunction!!!!

by Apartex October 12, 2017

Destination Dysfunction

Destination Dysfunction is the insecurity caused by planning a romantic vacation without a direction.

Destination Dysfunction is the insecurity caused by planning a romantic vacation without a direction.

My DD was making vacations with my honey very uncomfortable. But then I heard about Amelia Island, and my embarrassing problem went away.

by Amelia I. January 6, 2017

correctall dysfunction

A condition where an individual constantly corrects everyone for even the slightest errors (such as a FB post word spelling or how your roommate/partner stacks the dishes) .

I wish they had a pill to cure my boyfriend's correctall dysfunction.

by ShellyJohn January 28, 2016

Penile Dysfunction

something i suffer from

I have Penile Dysfunction

by tokyoh March 3, 2022

Deprectile dysfunction

When you're too sad to jerk off, even though nutting would make you feel better

Guy 1: "I think I'm having Deprectile dysfunction"
Guy 2: "you need to see a therapist dude that stuff sucks to have"

by Epic989 September 2, 2019

Electile Dysfunction

The inability of the loser of a Presidential election to be able to accept the results.

Donald Trump suffers from electile dysfunction because he doesn’t accept that he lost the 2020 Presidential election.

by PaininVajayjay November 17, 2020

Rectile dysfunction

Constant state of needing a fat shit.

I have rectile dysfunction.

by Jdbfjwjbs February 12, 2022