Smash & Duct Tape

To have intercourse with an underage party, or co-worker while keeping it under wraps.

But she's only 15!!!! No problem dog, just smash & duct tape.

by Bwana Harris October 17, 2006

Duct Tape Trick

The act of wrapping duct tape around a hamster, than painfully having sexual relations with it. the duct tape is necessary to avoid any potential full-body hamster splitting

John: "When enjoying my glass of brandy just yestermonth, I thought of a swell idea."
Thomas: "Do tell, John."
John: "T'was what I call the duct tape trick! Yes, Rofus and I are quite happy together."
Thomas: "Needless to say you must have been quite inebriated when you decided this John"
John: "I concur."

by max bamberger December 2, 2005

duct tape mafia

a mafia that has everything covered in duct tape: shoes' waletes, and even underwear, back packs originated in woodland,ca

all started with a sipmle braclet

wow did you see that hekka cool braclet i got, well im in the Duct tape mafia

by rudaffa October 13, 2007

duct tape artist

A person that makes a simple pice of art, marking it at an unreasonable price. (Usally somthing you could easily do at home)

"Ugh. Look at those diva duct tape artists."

"Yea I know! I coud easily make a duct tape covered piece of cardboard! They even make books on it..."

by Aeronacat December 21, 2008

Eternal Duct Tape

A legendary roll of duct tape which is capable of sticking to anything and never losing stickiness. However, the possibility of such a roll of duct tape raises the eternal question of whether you would be able to get the duct tape off the roll. Sadly, this is a question which can only truly be answered by discovering the Eternal Duct Tape.

If Eternal Duct Tape is eternally sticky, would you be able to get it off the roll?

by The_Hawk August 14, 2009

duct tape moment

When someone is such an idiot that you really need duct tape to keep your head from exploding while you listen to them.

I was having a serious duct tape moment while that whiny guy with no kids was telling me how to parent mine.

by MsOwlWoman February 17, 2012

The Volo Duct Idea

The act of getting a real job

“Dave, bro, you should really get a real job! The Volo Duct Idea is getting to your head”

by Mr Volo November 4, 2019