zeus deuce

A Zeus duece is a shit of epic proportions. It's when you take a shit and all you see is shit and the water is gone. Thats how big of a shit it is

Guy 1: Hey I just looked at the toiletbowl, Why is there a huge shit and no water?

Guy 2:I jus took a zeus deuce

by antoniown January 19, 2011

second-hand deuce

When you have to sit and shit on a still-warm toilet seat just used by another man's hairy ass.

I hated to do it, but I had to shit so bad, I had to experience a second-hand deuce! Adn there was still a hair on the seat!

by thamongrel May 11, 2008

Dip N' Deuce

A procedure used by high school kids that enables one to secretly and safely obtain a nicotine dose while attending school. A student will ask to use the restroom with intent to achieve a Dip N' Deuce. The student will occupy a toilet stall while useing chewing tobbaco. When the person has a satisfactory nicotine dose the tobacco is easily spit into the toliet and the evidence can be flushed away.

Person 1: Dude I'm feining for some dip, I'm gonna pack a lip in the hallway.

Person 2: Good luck. I had a rightous Dip N' Deuce last class.

Person 1: Oh you're so lucky. My teacher is a bitch and won't let me go to the bathroom.

by SAZ the Cowboy October 19, 2011

douce-douce

Beer that comes in a twenty-two ounce bottle.

"Lets roll to the store and pick us up a douce-douce"

by vivaladeb May 13, 2007

Gary Deucey

A humorous term used to describe having to take a shit. A play on the name of the great actor Gary Busey.

I'll see you guys in about 15 minutes because I have an urgent meeting with Gary Deucey.

by raymundothegreat May 1, 2009

fair deuce

fair play, good point (as in tennis).

Used informally to acknowledge good verbal comebacks.

that's what SHE said

fair deuce

by Moccus January 8, 2009

twilight deuce

also known as "taking a twilight", this happens when you arise in the dead of night to take a dump. although the exact parameters of the "twilight" are disputed, it most commonly occurs between 3am-5am. not only is this the most tranquil time to deuce, it also saves time in the morning as no deuce is needed.

although holst had been sleeping for roughly 6 hours, he arose from slumber and the pressure was so great, it couldnt wait until morning. he had to rise from bed and take a twilight deuce.

by kirk November 22, 2004