Nude man's own dressing

Ejaculate, preferably spread out over a large area. If diet is taken into consideration, you may get a variety of flavors, from pineapple to asparagus. Not necessarily linked to tossing salad, but that will probably result in dressing on the side.

By the time they finished, he was sore all over and her cherry tomatoes were covered in nude man's own dressing.

by svils March 5, 2008

gods salad dressing

spunk,spaff,jism,baby gravy,mucky spud water,gentlemans relish

need i say more

by jesus June 25, 2003

ranch dressing

1. a 22 year old guy would cannot find love so he decides to try and get with a 16 year old, while hanging out at a friends house a friend discovers ranch dressing all over the floor, and come to conclusion it was "ranch dressings" ranch dressing.

"Who spilt ranch dressing on my floor?"
"I think he got a little happy?!"

by braceface:) February 6, 2009

asian dressing

When an asian girl has her period on your pubes, then she licks it off.

Keiths mom gave me some asian dressing, it was great

by Jimmy the best August 22, 2011

french dressing

When you climax in a woman while she is on her period.

I blew a load in Carrie when she was on the rag and it looked like french dressing dripping out.

by Will Wydock December 14, 2007

Window dressing

The act of masturbating and finishing onto a hotel's curtains. It's the only thing they don't change when they clean.

I checked in early and found a dripping window dressing.

I window dressed at my hotel because I didn't want to use my one clean towel.

by Curtain cum August 29, 2018

Dressing

almost a side hoe but not quite

I would be your side piece but we don't fuck so I'm your dressing

by onexisntenough March 8, 2016