dowsing rod

A forked stick used to find underground water. Shaped like a Y. When there's water, the straight part of the stick moves towards the ground.

I tried a dowsing rod on several occasions & it Always found water! I used a simple stick & it worked, to my amazement!

by Starchylde June 23, 2016

Dirty Dowsing Rod

A sexual act in which a man exposes his boner in a public outdoor area, wandering aimlessly while pointing it towards the ground. When he randomly chooses to stop, he immediately proceeds to rub one out on the ground beneath him. If asked what he is doing, he explains he is dowsing for a well.

1.) Jenny saw someone performing a dirty dowsing rod in Central Park this morning as she was going for a jog.
2.) Larry was arrested at 3pm today for performing a dirty dowsing rod.

by Moonshine Billy February 25, 2015

Gardedaux dow

When you see something unexpected or something unexpected happens, that’s inappropriate.

Gardedaux dow das geht ja mal garnicht
(Gardedaux dow that does not work at all)

by fagilito385 December 23, 2023

Johnathan Dowe

Johnathan Dowe does not exist. He never has existed. If you know of anyone named Johnathan Dowe, please report to your local Anomalous Entity Containment Center and Anomalous Entity Encounter Rehabilitation Facility.

Anomalous Entity #08375: Johnathan Dowe (JD8375)
Rehabilitation Patient #4780931 (R4780931)
Research Intern #37 (RI37)

RI37: "So how did you know JD8375?"
R4780931: "Johnny had been my neighbor for years. We had barbecues, and lite fireworks..."
RI37: "You ingested food provided by JD8375?"
R4780931: "Is that a bad thing?"
SILENCE
R4780931: "What's in this water? It tastes different from... the..."
RI37: "Okay, time to fill that civilian fatality incident report."

by MiserableFuck April 6, 2022

Buh Dow

Epic hits that do not fall in the realm of just a punch. It also envolves getting hit by other large or random objects.

Greatly dependent on the victims awareness.

John: *strikes Tom in the back of the head with a kitchen sink*

Tom: WTF?!

John: BUH DOW!!1!

by PineappleDouche February 11, 2008

Cabot Dow

(Adj) Downloading at least 4 discographies of metal bands in a single day

(Verb)
Going to at least one metal concert a week for one month strait.

(Adj) I was Cabot Dow this morning on itunes.

(Verb) You wanna do a Cabot Dow this month?

by Cabot Dow Metal Concerts January 7, 2011

Go like dow pussy

When a man got refused by a Asian women so he chops the women in small pieces.

Jeff is going to Go like dow pussy.

by for Santa's lonley ho October 25, 2017