doucheturd

insulting noun, combing both a douche or douchebag and turd

Brad you're such a doucheturd

by Roy Kisner November 13, 2005

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douchetarded

Something that's douchebaggish and retarded at the same time

Wwoooooww! That's not douchetarded or anything!

by Awesomazing February 4, 2009

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douchitude • Douchitis • Douchitician • Douchito • Douchitous • douchitron • douchetard • douchette • Douching • douchetastic

Douchin'

To douche

Carry was douchin' all night.

by Dingleberrry May 24, 2009

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The tendency to be attracted almost solely to complete douchebags. The Douchettracted has suffered greatly because of this disease yet makes no change in their station in life. Douchettraction is thought to be 100% fatal to human beings.

WTF, over. Has your Douchettraction reached a new low? This guy is a complete douchebag but until you realized the depths of his douchebaggery you had no interest in him. You need professional help.

by murphquake July 31, 2009

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Douchicane

An individual who is a douchebag far beyond the conventional meaning. To the extent that his/her. personality resembles a swirling vortex of douche. Often arrogant and/or oblivious their effect on others, douchicanes often launch into self-righteous tirades that can be classified by "Category" much like a hurricane. Douchicanes are often despised individuals who cause trouble and never take blame for it. They also delight in finding fault in others. Any given social group can only take one douchicane at a time without imploding on itself. Like a hurricane, precautions include rapid evacuation from the area and the creative use of hammer, nails, and plywood.

1. Wow, that Park Ranger is really being a douchicane!

2. Oh Lord, the douchicane is drunk, looks like he's going to go CAT 4.

3. I can't believe that guy let his dog puke on my rug; what a douchicane.

by ColoradoCrotalus January 18, 2010

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