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Douchitous

Douchitous is when a douche talks to a non douche and the douchness affects his lungs...causing him to talk like a douche
Seth:whts up tyler want to hang out?
Tyler:get away from me I don't want Douchitous
by Dorkola2500 January 25, 2015
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dooshious

(adj) Completely undesirable. Superlative form of duss
1. Your suing me over a drunken fall in my house? Your not just duss, your dooshious

2. You crahed my car drunk? How ya gunna be so dooshious?
by bobby butts January 9, 2008
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Doucheoisie

A dickish Frenchman. He knows he is annoying, but he doesn't care.
Tom- yo, check out the new kid Pierre

Stan- can't you tell he is a doucheoisie
by ELfuzztheheated September 2, 2010
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Douchefus

What's wrong with that guy? He's a douchefus, man.
by eriuqsnahtan June 23, 2011
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Doucheouflage

Someone that is allowed into a circle for a short time, till they are found out to be quite Douchey.

Can also indicate that certain styles of apparel worn by a Douchebag, to be considered by the Douchebag as being non Douchey.

Lastly in any event to which normal non Douchey individuals have to lower their standards in behavior or style, and mingle with large groups of Douchebags.
“He looked like an ok guy but what a tool, guess he had on his Doucheouflage”

or
“That guy still wears Ed Hardy, guess he thinks he is in Doucheouflage”
or
"I have to be on the SMU campus later today. Better make sure that I don my doucheouflage."
by Skull Squadron August 26, 2013
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douchionary

N. A visionary of douche or a Visionary who is a douche.
The first frat boy to pop his collar was a douchionary. The founder of facebook was kinda a Douchionary.
by Spoilledeggz November 14, 2014
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douchoisie

A douche bag that's also bourgeoisie- most of of the time they usually go hand in hand. A lot of bougie people are also douchie!
Damn kid! You such a douchoisie! Or forget this dude! Such a douchoisie!
by Deedee82 May 18, 2016
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