douche nozzle

A person that dumps you, steals your car, and runs away to Florida (or anywhere else).

Also;

A phrase used to make teenage girls giggle.

Girl 1: Hey, what did you do over spring break?

Girl 2: Well, my boyfriend dumped me, stole my car, and ran away to Florida.

Girl 1: Geez. What a douche nozzle.

Or;

Boy: Douche nozzle.

Girl: -giggles uncontrolably-

by NotADoucheNozzle March 30, 2010

douche nozzle

A nozzle that sprays natty light, the doucheyest beverage known to man.

Hey bro, poor me one from the douche nozzle.

by metalnozzle15 May 21, 2010

douche nozzle

Los Angeles colloquial for vuvuzela.

I hate going to the game and having to hear everyone blasting their douche nozzles.

by Belmar July 15, 2010

charizard douche nozzle

in insult for people who are cocky nerds who act condescending when you don't know something or don't understand something right away.

John: I don't get it.
Ed: Geez, it deals with limits. Duh!
John: You're such a Charizard douche nozzle!
Ed: What?
John: You don't know?! Gosh you're dumb!

by jigglypuffer:) December 2, 2010

douche nozzle rejects

the greatest band to ever live.. the next big thing. with the best beat maker and lyrical artist ever known to live. also known as DNR

sound- "were not kiwi kids but were so fuckin rad...."
kid 1- "damn bro who is tht?. tht shit is dope"
kid 3- "its douche nozzle rejects theyre so fuckin great"

by callmerockstar March 25, 2010

douche-nozzle

An ADJ used to describe one of your many dumbass friends, replacement for the more popular "douche-bag"

Dumbass friend: fish?
You: Shut up, douche-nozzle

by joe bob....tony? February 21, 2009

douche nozzle

Leader of the free world as of January 20th, 2017.

Today, January 20th 2017, the American people witnessed the inauguration of the first douche nozzle for the office of President of the United States.

by Dinglenougats January 20, 2017