douchebaggery

The state of being a douchebag - committing acts that define an individual as being a douchebag, such as ripping off friends, screwing your friends over or generally just being a giant douche.

That fucker used to be my bro until he stinkfingered my girlfriend while she was passed out. That's some seriously fucked up repugnant douchebaggery right there.

by Dingleberry Tatas September 24, 2008

Douchebaggery

Presenting one's self in a manner that inspires those around you to wish death and/or serious injury upon you.

Those four guys should be shot for committing such unrelenting douchebaggery.

by Kiva April 27, 2006

Von Douchebag

a pretender, poser, someone who tries to be something they are not, a fraud or imposter

Look at that puny kid wearing that chain and trucker hat... what a Von Douchebag!

by Arielle Brittani December 3, 2005

Douchebagadonia

A small country bordered by Fucktardistan and Assholonia

I met Ryan Seacrest in at the Fucktardistan airport on his way to Assholinia, and had a layover in Douchebagadonia.

by The Timmeh April 4, 2009

Douchebag Jar

Popularized in the series premiere of the Fox show "New Girl."

A jar into which a person puts money after he or she says or does something a douchebag would do.

(to a female friend)
Guy: I know you've been through a lot, but I'd still totally do you.
Girl: Really? That's so nice...
Girl and other Guys: DOUCHEBAG JAR!!

by ynnoj123 September 21, 2011

Guitar Douchebag

Guitar Douchbag is the guy who goes to a party and pulls ALL the tail due to his guitar playing “skills.” So say some guy is there and being all charming and telling jokes and is the life of the party, then guitar douchebag comes in and sits down in the corner with his guitar and starts strumming a few notes, then goes into full on song with lyrics. You don’t even really need to know how to play well. You really only need to mix in like 3 chords, you can even make up the song on the spot. The panties will drop faster than the eye can see.

I was the life of the party, everyone was loving my jokes, then guitar douchebag came in and stole all the chicks right from under us.

by KFC Frank May 15, 2008

douchbaggery

The act of having a popped collar, sunglasses when there is no sun, wearing an armbad while not participating in any athletic competetion, the overall act of being a douche Bag!!!!

The Douchbaggery of those douchbags was douch baggle!!!!

by Robert "Robbie" Jackson VIII April 24, 2006