1. n. A person that uses electric rental scooters and then leaves them laying carelessly and inconveniently about once they are done with it.
2. n. An inconsiderate ass hat.
2. n. An inconsiderate ass hat.
by picc285 July 27, 2019
Get the scooter douche mug.When a douchebag translates (in their mind) someone's query as a greenlight to offer their negative opinion on a subject within the query, but not the main subject at hand, offering no help whatsoever.
"Hey everyone, Angie and I are thinking burgers tonight. Any suggestions on the best one or your favs?"
"OMG red meat's so bad for u. It's so fatty and stays in ur large intestines for years!"
"Thank you for the douchelation, but I'm asking what the best burgers in town are, not your opinion on red meat."
"OMG red meat's so bad for u. It's so fatty and stays in ur large intestines for years!"
"Thank you for the douchelation, but I'm asking what the best burgers in town are, not your opinion on red meat."
by Raixor February 16, 2013
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This is a sarcastic phrase used by gay men meaning "getting ready for a night out at the bars and hopefully getting lucky".
John: I'm ready to head out to boystown now, you coming?
Bobby: I'll meet up with you later, I have to douche my twat!
Bobby: I'll meet up with you later, I have to douche my twat!
by Vermont Fag October 21, 2016
Get the Douche my twat mug.Those guys who you see walking around with hair just long enough to tie into a little knot on the top of their heads. Can often be seen in the local gym usually sporting a sleeve tattoo and a large beard.
by Human Form July 18, 2016
Get the douche knot mug.If the all Toothless Morons in the Midwest and Cretins in the Florida Panhandle didn’t believe the Russian state sponsored Propaganda flooded onto social media, we would have never elected President Douchebag; that is why they all have a garage full of products from Ronco like Popeil's Pocket Fisherman.
by napalona zając January 7, 2017
Get the President Douchebag mug.1. A prissy, stuffed shirt, wealthy or upper class person who is narcissistic, arrogant and elitist. Originally applied to a wealthy elitist person from the UK, but this is no longer the case. A Douche Ellington is a highly opinionated person who believes their opinions and views are the Gospel and should be held and followed by everyone without question. Real life examples are: Michael Bloomberg, Simon Cowell & Piers Morgan.
Piers Morgan is such a Douche Ellington! He belittles, attacks and insults any guest on his show who doesn't agree with him. When he starts losing an argument, he resorts to name calling, verbal abuse, and lies to support his opinion.
by ParadoxicalDejaVu January 13, 2013
Get the Douche Ellington mug.Any man or woman stupid, naive and insecure enough to allow themselves to be charmed and taken advantage of by a douchebag or doucheball.
That Jenn is such a doucheballer; she's had more narcissistic/sociopathic assholes inside her than the New York Stock Exchange.
by theonlyprof June 15, 2013
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