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danish doorknob

when a silly person runs up to a house and credit card swipes his/her ass on another person's doorknob and smears shit all over the knob.
jack: you want to go ding dong ditching tomorrow?

brian: nahh man, lets go rub our asscracks on peoples doorknobs.

jack: oh so create a few danish doorknobs?

brian: sure
by yowiena69 March 14, 2010
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Jewish Doorknob

When a sexual partner is performing oral sex on a male then squeezes and turns their testicles right as they climax.
My girlfriend gave me a Jewish Doorknob in the bathroom that left my balls purple.
by JSol102710 October 10, 2011
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French Doorknob

An acrobatic sexual act, achieved by a gentleman inserting his testicles and scrotum into a lady's vagina and having her simultaneously perform oral sex on him.
"...but Sarah, she was dirty as hell. Gave me a French Doorknob on our first night together. Anyway, will the jury please deliver its verdict?"
by TherapeuticKyle March 16, 2009
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doorknob

Someone who has frequent sex, with anyone who will stoop low enough to fuck them, regardless of physical appearance and/or hygiene.
"So I heard you're dating that new waitress..."
"Yeah, why?"
"Dude, she's a doorknob -- everyone gets a turn. I tagged her twice last month. I saw your dad coming out of her apartment yesterday."
by Dharma Midget July 2, 2016
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Denver Dripping Donkey Doorknob

The Denver Dripping Donkey Doorknob is when a man ejaculates onto a doorknob and waits on the other side until someone opens the door. When the other person walks through the door the man pulls down his pants, bends over. and defecate all over the person's crotch
"Aw man someone totally pulled the Denver Dripping Donkey Doorknob on me. There was cum on my hands and shit all over my penis."
by donkay_fucka June 14, 2009
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doorknob

Known for being illegal to lick on other planets
"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets" –Spongebob
by Legit not a troll February 19, 2018
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Western Doorknob

A delicious blonde woman, yanks the mans course hairy penis, that hasn't been shaved in months time.

The very attractive lady gets tight grip and twists the slithery slippery snake to the right, then very quickly to the left back'n'forth in a quick jerky motion waiting for her partners stream of semin and a very beastly orgasm <3

When this is accomplished, she yanks with both hands on the wet penis until he screams in bloody pleasure
Veronica: Don't be a bad boy! I just might have to Western Doorknob you!! Yummy yum yum !

Derek: Babe, my slithery snake is ready! It's time.

Veronica: Okay. 1 2 3 (twist, *ohhh yeeeeaaahhh!*)
by thehottestmamas June 14, 2011
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