dogfart

1.) Verb: the act of farting on/near/at someone so that they smell your ass like dogs do

2.) Noun: the actual fart laid while dogfarting

3.) Noun: gas released from a dog's anus

1.) I totally dogfarted you while you were sleeping.

2.) I can taste that dogfart.

3.) Your dog just laid a fart

by Notapussy August 27, 2009

doofatchet

Appalacian slang for vagina, often used by the elderly.

Granny said I have to take care of my doofatchet.

Daddy said leave my doofatchet alone!!!!

by fanatic pup May 2, 2014

doofer oofer

a name I call myself.

I'm such a doofer oofer!

by doofy January 20, 2004

dogfart

Used when something is so far better then something else that it's the undisputed winner.

Derived from the website of black guys with huge cocks. Miles ahead of any white guy...

You can't fuck with that, it's the dogfart.

You can also say...

You can't fuck with that, it's the df.

by boner50 February 6, 2005

Doofer

A person who is on welfare or the dole, but is actually quite capable of finding work. He will often fake an injury or illness to substantiate his claim that he is unable to find a job or perform work if a job should be found for him. He finds it more convenient and easy to live on the dole.

What a doofer! He sits around all week watching Emmerdale, and only goes out once a week to collect his dole.

by John Ebinger November 15, 2003

Doofbark

The combination of a goofball and a dork. Can apply to both genders. A doofbark is someone who is funny and can take a good joke, you also have to be friends with someone for a long time to call them this or they WILL take offense.

Donnie is SUCH a doofbark.

by 0214ej November 10, 2010

DooferDoodles

DooferDoodles is an amazing creator on Tiktok, YouTube, and instagram with their main platform being Tiktok at 240k+ followers! (Also a very kind person)

Hey have you heard about DooferDoodles? They have such funny animations!

by Silious€ May 10, 2021