Dousche Canoe

The slitwhere you insert the Dousche Nozzle looks like a canoe. Hence Dousche Canoe or another way of calling someone a pussy.

Dude - Mandese is such a Dousche Canoe he won't even call me to talk about his screw up.

Friend - He's always been a little pussy. What did you expect.
Dude - True, I'll see him sooner or later.

by Ohheyo July 14, 2014

Dousche hole

jeremy and nicholas lmao :)

jeremy and nick are dousche holes lol

by bobesha head August 22, 2008

dousche nugget

A person who likes to smell everything! Most dousche nuggets are pleased to find something stank, then say ewwwwe, smell it again, then ask someone else to smell it too!

What a dumb dousche nugget, he can't even see he's got shite on his nose!

by Repent Bits April 13, 2008

dousche waffle

a term used to describe a restaurant similar to steak and shake only gayer

waitress:welcome to doushce waffle, may i take your order?

old man:what??? in my day, dousche was sucked thro ya by the nazis. meh.

tgi fridays is a major dousche waffle house

by mcfly penis face May 8, 2008

douschefag

A complete jackass to just about everybody he doesn't like. Basically a douschebag but a lot worse, with less/no friends. Has nothing to do with being gay, but lack of friends makes him sexuality confused.

Drew: Yo...Nick just took my last J...I think he lit up by himself...

Chris: Wow, what a douschefag...

by 0gi3 February 23, 2009

Douschecunt

Someone who exhibits over-the-top douschebaggery along with being a c#nt. Can also be used as a less offensive way to describe a douschebag or a c#nt due to the simple humor of combing the two words.

That girl is always hanging all over my boyfriend and trying to get attention; she is a total douschecunt.

by JBean212 February 25, 2009

dousche fag

the delightful combo of dousche and fag

Think fast dousche fag

by aquaman839 May 6, 2009