Dinerscope

Staring intently at each dish the servers are bringing to other diners in a restaurant.

Hey did you see that guy doing a dinerscope at my plate?
I bet he ordered a salad.

by ms. bizarro November 27, 2011

dimerdillon

bad at games

j dimerdillon

by urmomnametom64 July 7, 2018

Diserendilityie

Fear of the sound a metal chair makes when pulled on a marble surface

I hate diserendilityie

by The belfugaxiat boy May 12, 2021

Dazerek

A name of someone who’s really nice, hard working, and respectful that don’t cares about people opinions and always looks at the best and never the bad. Also an great listener but can get distracted easily and in trouble for not thinking.

Dazerek is a great name for a boy.

by 8ballDW November 23, 2021

Nighthawks at the Diner

This 1975 live studio album was Tom Waits' third release. It begins with a bit of sax, percussion and an intro by Waits. He's a bit of a stage comedian, telling jokes between songs, and giving little introductions before them. The music is beautiful, as with all of Waits' live work. One of the best is Better Off Without A Wife, all about a stag and his love of being alone. Playing after that is Nighthawk Postcards, which is another great story, this time of a journey through a town past dark.

An excerpt from Nighthawks at the Diner's-
Emotional Weather Report

With tornado watches issued shortly
Before noon Sunday, for the areas
Including, the western region
Of my mental health
And the northern portions of my
Ability to deal rationally with my
Disconcerted precarious emotional
Situation, it's cold out there

by Frank Rider August 22, 2009

dinerrhea

a condition caused by low quality food from any diner, the side-effects being loose stool and/or explosive, wet flatulence.

We ate at the Mexican Cantina last night and before I got home I had the worst case of dinerrhea that it was almost a photo-finish.

by S3nyor Woos-woos November 17, 2009

dijeridouchebag

A general negativism created by combining the Australian aborigine instrument, the dijeridoo, and the negativism douchebag into a portmanteau.

This can be used on people of any origin, not just restricted to Australians or those of Australian descent.

Dude: That guy just cut me off!
Dude's friend: I saw that. What a dijeridouchbag.

-OR-

Dude: Excuse me, my battery's dead. I've got the jumper cables, but I need someone to jump me. Could you give me a jump?

Douchebag: I sure could...but I won't.

Dude: Wow...you're a dijeridouchebag.

by 3Dradio July 22, 2007