East Lansing Diploma Factory

1. AKA Michigan State University - an 'institution' of
'supposedly' higher learning (for monkees - and
arsonists, I guess).
2. Training ground for future failed middle managers
of dead-ended careers and lives (Super-size it !)
3. Biggest undergraduate rip-off around: herded into class
sizes of 1000+, dormitories akin to Auschwitz, T.A.'s
who don't even know the subject matter; one actually
comes out of this asylum a bigger idiot than upon first
arriving, if that's possible.

After a night of heavy partying on campus and before starting his new job as an assistant lawn cutter, Wally awoke only to find he had inadvertently used his recently received diploma from the East Lansing Diploma Factory as an ass wipe. 'That's okay', he consoled himself, 'besides I can always go into any one of the many bars they have here and look for the toilet paper dispensers in the mens room.' Specifically, Wally was referring to certain dispensers that have printed on them: 'Bachelors Degrees From This Institution. Please Take One.' Hell, take several ! Give them to your friends ! You can never have too many ass wipes at the Ol' ELDF !

by Smarter Than Sparty (But Is That REALLY Worth Bragging About? Who Isn't?) June 15, 2008

rusty dipjob

A rusty dipjob is a combination of a plumpkin and a dipjob or in other terms it is when a bitch gives you head with a dip (tobacco) in her mouth while you are taking a shit.

I get an rusty dipjob from rattail every friday.

by tesla coil April 15, 2009

diplomabam!

A word used to describe failed diplomacy. Derived from the combination of 'diplomacy' and 'bam!' Before diplomacy is completed successfully, it is halted and discontinuted as the result of a violent act, thus the 'bam!' sound which is reminiscent of the sound that a fist punch made in old comics.

Adam: So are we cool about that last prank?

Greg: Well I guess so. Yeah we're-- DIPLOMABAM!

Adam: Ahh! My face!!!

by kwashia March 28, 2005

Depsolicious Vacation

A Depsolicious Vacation is when you aren't accually on vacation, but you act as if you are on vacation. A prime example would be Peter Gibbons in Office Space. You continue to go where you're supposed to be, but you're mind is on vacation.

I tihnk I'm just gonna take a Depsolicious Vacation during math class, it's getting to be too much for me.

by Tennis_Nick March 1, 2006

diphole

The combination of being both an asshole and a dipshit..

Don't be such a diphole..

by n1nj4Lo February 13, 2008

diplomadick

one who is objective in their acceptance of one's dick, not judging the physical characteristics that one cannot help.

Her: "So how did the date go last night? Did you smash?"
She: "Yeah, it wasn't anything to write home about, but I'm diplomadick"
Her: "Respect"

by GlazeHer June 12, 2015

vagina diplomat

1. Describes a man who is especially skillfull in unravelling the female mind, and can secure, through clever negotiation, consistently attractive sex partners. Also known as a playa-pimp.

"Shit, Mark is a real vagina diplomat. DId you see the piece of ass he took home last night?"

by oShun May 15, 2006