Disconsolate Shower Tug

When you are middle-aged and married & can't get any action. More of a chore than pleasurable. Not vigorous enough to knock over a shampoo bottle. The main challenge is not getting your phone wet.

I awoke with a rare twinge in my groin so I searched Pornhub for some threesome ladyboy pegging and wrung out a Disconsolate Shower Tug

by Surlypat January 17, 2022

connect/disconnect

When a person is only nice with someone to have sex with them.

"Connect/Disconnect that bitch.

by C45.45ggg November 25, 2016

Intertwinly disconnected

When your people know someone's else's people but do not even know that y'all know each other.

Hey I didn't know you knew them, see were all intertwinly disconnected

by Stacy james. . October 3, 2020

disconserve

to efficiently and deliberatly waste. to intentionally consume resources such as energy, money, or jizz

"Since I'm only hate-fucking this bitch, I'm going to disconserve my energy, go apeshit on her, and get it over with so I can enjoy seeing my man sauce blind her"

by jordoski August 17, 2006

Disconcentrate

Similar to distract, but in a less interruptive way. To take away one's concentration on a single subject or action.

I'm trying to put this puzzle together but your laughter is making me disconcentrate !!

by TheFloraScene July 12, 2007

Urban diconary

You misspelled urban dictionary; what’s wrong with you?!

Dude you spelled urban dictionary wrong

It’s urban diconary right?
*sigh*

by Mogieymouse October 12, 2020

discontrogativity

Seems like an English word, but doesn't mean shit. Commonly used for confusing people. Can also be used as an adjective

- Sir, that is complete discontrogativity
- I like the way he talks, it's so discontrogative

by Karloman November 12, 2004