diet/trash

A term used to describe the cosmopolitan homosexual who lives on a diet of cigarettes, Diet Coke and skinny jeans.

Created by a Warrington residing curly haired Malbora Red Smoker.
"Hey Diet/trash! I've seen you on myspace, I love your jeans!"
by Katherinegreenfield May 08, 2007
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Newark Diet

/New.irk-Die.it/

Noun: The daily regiment required to treat one's HIV and HEP B or C (Newark Flu) infections.
Mohamed: I never should've had unprotected gay sex with that homeless gentleman at Newark Penn Station, now I'm stuck on that Newark Diet... :(
by bootyclap189 December 29, 2011
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diet cock

Diet cock is so low in calories; ever since i started dating a vegan, i swallow after giving him a bj.
by mat-e-kray March 09, 2020
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Hollywood Diet

The act of losing a visible amount of weight due to a hard drug habit, usu. cocaine. Derived from the act of celebrities doing this and becoming unnaturally skinny in a short period of time.
"Lindsey Lohan was so cute until she started on the Hollywood Diet"
by A. Winehouse July 20, 2009
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Diet Ads

Those retarded ads that say "Eat this and never diet again" or "People call this the holy grail of dieting"
*Guy 1 on the internet searching for things on a website*
*Sees dieting ad that says "Eat this and never diet again" but is really saying "Click on this ad and get a bunch of spam mail"*
Guy 1: I FUCKING HATE THESE DIET ADS!!!
Guy 2: Huh?
Guy 1: LOOK!!!
Guy 2: Oh...let's track down its IP address and kill the creator of it.
by Servbot3779 April 18, 2014
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Dunham Diet

A simple and cost-effective way to diet and lose weight . No need for exercise. Simply looking at a picture of Lena Dunham will reduce your appetite by inducing nausea and vomiting. Works for the average person, anorexics and bulimics.
I've lost 10 pounds in the last 2 weeks by following the Dunham Diet. It works. I had no idea that just looking at pictures of a doughy appetite suppressant can help me lose weight!
by sciflyer.25 February 24, 2018
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Breakup Diet

When you lose a significant amount of weight after only drinking your tears at the loss of a relationship.
Girl 1: have you seen Josh lately?
Girl 2: yeah he's lost a lot of weight.
Girl 1: that's the breakup diet for ya...
by Pho_girlz August 02, 2016
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