dick van dyke

an actor (usually American) or anyone attempting to an accent using an incredibly bad English accent. named after actor Dick Van Dyke's fake cockney accent in the film Mary Poppins.

"That guy is pulling a dick van dyke with that accent over there"

by rickysayshi January 1, 2009

dickhanger

a golfing term in which a male golfer fails to get his tee shot past the ladies' tees and therefore must take his next shot with his pants and underwear at his ankles.

"Scotty had a bad round today. He shot so many dickhangers that he sunburned his pecker."

by Nordic Giant March 3, 2008

dicknanigans

Any activity pertaining to the male genitalia.

Rob: hey dude im so bored.

Mario: what to go to some dicknanigans?
Rob: of course!!

by Astral Blackout March 30, 2015

dickbant

banter that is focused around the subject of 'dicks' and other definitions for ones manhood.

"i've seen a whole football teams worth of dick!" is a classic example of dickbant

by lovekatbby25 October 2, 2009

Dickwangle

The stroking of a Micropenis with big balls.

He dickwangled this morning

by Wonderlandalis May 14, 2016

Dickmania

When you have uncontrolled thoughts and dreams of penis's all the time. Usually this person is straight but for some reasons can't stop thinking of bbc

Dad, I think I'm gay, I'm suffering from dickmania.

by Sexyshmexy March 28, 2017

dickwand

created by mills :)

you’re a dickwand

by mills21 March 3, 2022