dickstracted

what happens when something pretty, sexy, cute, tasty, etc passes the senses of someone with a dick

alternative use

the the loss of attention due to a dick

man shes got me all dickstracted

damn missy you so dickstracting

by kiddzfopres February 19, 2009

dickstar

n. a person who performs extraordinarily in bed
n. referring to someone as being a pimp or player either figuratively or literally

that boy is a dickstar. he gets all the ladies.

by Lazar K. May 27, 2007

DarkStormia

A life-sustaining planet bearing two moons in its orbit, which is approximately 1307 billion lightyears away from Earth.

OK, what on DarkStormia was THAT!?

by Ilpalazzo May 1, 2004

dick storm

when the number of males in an environment overwhelmingly exceeds that of females present.

man this party is a total sausage fest. no dude its a dick storm.

by sterno inferno October 26, 2011

dickstory

history of dicks

"So I have been thinking about my dickstory from the past decade or so."

"Damn Stacey, why you so loose? What's your dickstory?!"

by amanil May 17, 2018

Dickstraction

When a girl (or whoever) is so caught up in their man, their boyfriend, their husband, etc that they can't pay attention to anyone or anything else.

Katie's dickstraction is getting on my nerves! She can't even call her girl back cuz she's too busy chasing after Kevin.

by girlybutch September 28, 2008

Dicksnort

Verb, when you smell the males dick and he cums on you.

oh I really want to dicksnort right now.

by jasogoeiw January 11, 2010