Desperate Kat

Desperate Kat

A twat from Central Europe with a fake English accent who likes to make phonecalls in the middle of the night.

Also likes the sound of her own voice which is quite boring and sends you to sleep or the toilet.

Hey dude!
Yo !
Just had a phonecall from the shaggy haired arsewipe at 2.34 in the morning!
Dont worry mate; it's just desperate Kat!

by Morningpower December 18, 2011

desperate

When you're horny or blue balling to the point where you'll fuck anyone.

Tom's so desperate that he'll have sex with a cow!

by Matt March 8, 2005

desperado

That definitions is as accurate as could be expected, until he missed the Eagles lyrics. "Out riding fences" is accurate because in those days, any fenced land was obviously protected by the local Sheriff and/or the United States Army. This is not a boundary of trespass that a wanted man would want to risk imposing himself on unless in the most dire circumstances. It say's nothing of mending fences in the song.

A Desperado would not venture on a rancher's fenced land for fear of being hung as a cattle thief.

by Ratchet Thunderstud September 16, 2016

desperate

a guy who gets punked and or used by a woman.

did you see that kid sonny get chumped by that bitch? that was some desperate shit.

by gringos October 29, 2007

Final Act of Desperation

The moment when a person tries to add the name of their boyfriend/girlfriend to Urbandictionary.com just to show said boyfriend/girlfriend how much they "care". This is then followed by creating an editor profile for the sole purpose of getting that name published. Even though that goes against the guidelines accepted by the editors, said moron then used the Meebo/UD chat room to beg people to publish their word for them. What these n00bs don't seem to understand is that nobody else gives even the slightest shit about their word and will likely deny their word out of spite. Often times the n00b editor is replied to by the more veteren editors with a "hell no", resulting in said n00b to bitch and complain about it, often cursing at the other editors and proclaiming that no matter what happens, his/her word will be published. And just like that they put a target on their own word for the masses to auto-deny. Ohh well n00bs will be n00bs..

*new editor joins* If you see Sarah, publish it for me. *experienced editors* Hell no!!! *Xero_Manifest* Looks like another Final Act of Desperation

by Xero _ Manifest October 8, 2011

bi-desperate

An individual who is so desperate for someone to be interested in them that they are prepared to go against their sexual preference, if this will lead to sex / a relationship.

Due to overpopulation of male furries, there is a high incidence of bi-desperation.

He's not actually bi, he's just bi-desperate.

by the_ghost_of_cain June 24, 2004

desperate housewives

Great television show that airs 9 est/8 cst, that is about a buncha of "desperate housewives" uses stereotypical women.

Desperate housewives a great show! You should watch it!!!

by bryan November 21, 2004